I am now a Sex Slave

[wirehair]

Being a teacher isn't fun anymore, so I never signed my contract for next year. Since I'm also not yet 62, I am unemployed. Even better, SWMBO got another raise & promotion so I'm going to make a pass at being a housewife, and be a kept man.

Don't know how this will work out, but since I have teaching certificates in both math and computer science (2 teaching fields that are always in demand) I can always go back somewhere if I get too crazy.

[Esox]

Can you cook? Man, if I could, I would just golf and cook. Not too keen on overall house cleaning, though. The kitchen in my house is my domain and that I keep restaurant clean, nice restaurant clean, but I don't care for vacuuming and I don't do bathrooms. I will on occasion wash some clothes.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending how you look at it, my Wife and I run a business together so it's one for all and all for one.

Enjoy being a house husband. Seems like it is not a bad gig.

Kevin

[MCDavis]

You should greet her every night at the door with dinner on the table, candles lit, soft music playing...







...and butt naked!

[mddubya]

Congrats on becoming a sex-toy for your wife. Enjoy your time off Wirehair.

But if strange packages start arriving in the mail that look vaguely like a mountian climbing safety harness, run, very fast, and very far,

[wirehair]

I usually pull this gig during the Summer, so my routine is already set. The only thing that's off limits is ironing, and windows. That is, of course, subject to change.

Golf is pretty much year round in these parts, and it would be pretty cool to be able to clean up and hit the links around 9:30. I would be able to get home fix my hair & makeup then start dinner before she gets home.

[xman1112]

You should greet her every night at the door with dinner on the table, candles lit, soft music playing...







...and butt naked!

But underneath a cute little frilly apron...

[xman1112]

Actually, one of my best friends is a stay at home Dad. I give him all the credit in the world, probably the toughest job ever...and you don't have the kids part, or do you?

Good Morning America, Regis, Ellen, The View, Maury, Price Is Right, Judge Judy...Golf Channel at 3:00 for the tourney of the week, sounds like a pretty good price for being a sex slave.

[wirehair]

I'll probably pass on the frilly apron, and I'm not a big fan of Judge Judy, but naked is always in style.

Can naked become the new black?

[VtDivot]

awesome dude - enjoy

[JEFF4i]

Naked's always been better than black.

[warbirdlover]

This sounds alot like retirement.... at least the way it's been for me.. (minus the sex)... :(

[sssmokin]

warbirdlover Re: I am now a Sex Slave

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This sounds alot like retirement.... at least the way it's been for me.. (minus the sex)... :(

I was going to say the same thing. I'd need a prescription for viagra or cialis or something. It would probably kill me. I'll stick to golf.

[wirehair]

I ironed a shirt today! We're going to a pool party and all of my beautiful Aloha shirts were in the bottom of the basket, so I drank 3 beers and then fired up the iron. I be stylin'.

Think I'll have another Shiner to celebrate.

[mddubya]

I ironed a shirt today! We're going to a pool party and all of my beautiful Aloha shirts were in the bottom of the basket, so I drank 3 beers and then fired up the iron. I be stylin'.

Think I'll have another Shiner to celebrate.

Sounds like a tough life, but hey, somebodies gotta do it, right Wirehair?

[ClairefromClare]

You should greet her every night at the door with dinner on the table, candles lit, soft music playing...



...and butt naked!

I'll probably pass on the frilly apron, and I'm not a big fan of Judge Judy, but naked is always in style.

Can naked become the new black?

Wasn't there something urging that approach, only wrapped in Saran Wrap? Male or female, that would be weird.