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Old 09-30-2009, 11:36 AM
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Mixed Emotions
A husband and wife are sitting watching a tv program about psychology and mixed emotions. The husband says to the wife "Now baby, you know this is a bunch of crap. I bet you there is nothing you can say to me that would make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife says "Honey, you have the biggest penis of all your friends"
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:04 PM
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Sounds like one of my ex-wives.................
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:09 PM
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Re: Mixed Emotions


That's pretty good.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:53 PM
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Hahaha. Love it.
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:01 PM
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Zing.........
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:07 PM
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Someone needs to get her ass back in the kitchen and get makin some sammiches
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:11 PM
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Ouch,


proved him wrong didn't she!
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:30 PM
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Someone needs to get her ass back in the kitchen and get makin some sammiches


Spoken like a true Southern redneck, from Wisconsin.
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying sonafabitch!
You've been playing golf!'
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:01 PM
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That's great Dubya!
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Heard it before, but thats a good one dub!
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Re: Mixed Emotions
Yep, have heard that one before Dub but it's still great.
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Sounds like one of my ex-wives.................
Your Ex wife had the biggest penis of all your friends?

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Your Ex wife had the biggest penis of all your friends?

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