My Job...

**eclark53520** · iTrader: (2) #1 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 10:23 AM

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit...

Rockford35 · iTrader: (7) #2 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 10:30 AM

Do you work for the Feds?

R35

**DaveE** · iTrader: (0) #3 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 10:36 AM

"Rut-ro!" Somebody needs some time off.

SilverUberXeno · iTrader: (3) #4 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 11:01 AM

You didn't think Velma was hot? Learn to see past your own nose, jackass!

**Nikonut** · iTrader: (0) #5 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 12:00 PM

the second chick , or woMAN, is marrying material, trust (or turd) me on that.

**FATC1TY** · iTrader: (1) #6 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eclark53520

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit...

I swear.. reading this makes me wonder if your the real life Scooby Doo....

MCDavis · iTrader: (2) #7 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 12:04 PM

eclark, put the pipe down and back away slowly.....

**eclark53520** · iTrader: (2) #8 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FATC1TY

I swear.. reading this makes me wonder if your the real life Scooby Doo....

**chemboy2** · iTrader: (5) #9 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverUberXeno

You didn't think Velma was hot? Learn to see past your own nose, jackass!

hmm...

Linda_Cardellini_01.jpg

e, thanks for prompting my Google search for Linda Cardellini.

slickpitt · iTrader: (1) #10 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 01:33 PM

lol... that was pretty good

**JEFF4i** · iTrader: (3) #11 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 01:36 PM

Epic.

**eclark53520** · iTrader: (2) #12 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chemboy2

hmm...

Attachment 12768

e, thanks for prompting my Google search for Linda Cardellini.

You know who would have been a much better Velma...Kari Baron from Mythbusters...

DAYUM!

**FATC1TY** · iTrader: (1) #13 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 03:15 PM

I didn't know she had a "side" like that..

I'd like to test a myth out with her though........

**clemsonhacker** · iTrader: (0) #14 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 03:45 PM

this is great...instant classic

**mddubya** · iTrader: (1) #15 (**permalink**) 10-09-2009, 09:23 PM

Sadly she has gone from this...

To this........

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