You find a lantern...

[Rockford35]

...and a geni pops out.

He says you have 3 wishes, and they have to be all about you. No world peace, no BS. Ego-centric wishes need only apply.

What say you, fools?

R35

[eclark53520]

-A couple thousand acres in the middle of no where with a small self supported cabin
-A guaranteed job that would allow me to telecommute from said couple thousand acres(or my own successful business...)
-One more day with my Dad...

[xamilo]

1. Being the World Most Recognized P&R Surgeon
2. Winning a Medicine Nobel Prize for something I invented
3. Having my home country win a Soccer World Cup

[sssmokin]

1. Being the gynecologist(spelling?) to the stars.
2. So rich I could do anything or go anywhere I wanted, any time.
3. In perfect health and hung like John Holmes.

[Rockford35]

1. The old skateboard deck I had as a kid. Impossible to find now in mint shape.

2. An island in the Caribbean. A good one. (Not Haiti.)

3. Enough disposable income that I wouldn't become a prick, but would allow me to visit my island and skateboard drunk.

R35

[ualtim]

1) to get another lantern with 3 wishes in it.
2) to get another lantern with 3 wishes in it.
3) to get another lantern with 3 wishes in it.


Its always nice to have a few extra wishes lying around.

[LyleG]

1 - unlimited cash
2 - a slightly smaller penis (hey, my wife deserves a break)
3 - not so good looking (so all you bastards feel a little better about yourselves)

[gwlee7]

1. Enough money to be able to take anyone I wanted golfing anywhere I wanted whenever I wanted. It would be cool to call up random people from this site and tell them "We have a tee time at Pebble this Saturday at 1:00pm. Your flight leaves at "X" and your ticket is waiting for you."

2. Continued long life and good health for my family.

3. Tell the geinie that it can reitre after taking care of numbers 1 and 2.

[FATC1TY]

1. Early Retirement, and enough money to live richly and stress free until the end.
2. My own secluded property. Enough that I can travel 10 miles in any direction and never see a soul.
3. To own every Top 100 golf course in the world, with unlimited access to them, any time for anyone.

[Dannykos]

1. to live a long and happy life with my family - family comes first eh?!
2. to be a consistent low single digit HC - anything lower just gets depressing when you screw up
3. to be financially secure - but not a multi millionaire - let's be honest, how many truly happy rich people do you know?

[nututhugame]

1. The old skateboard deck I had as a kid. Impossible to find now in mint shape.

2. An island in the Caribbean. A good one. (Not Haiti.)

3. Enough disposable income that I wouldn't become a prick, but would allow me to visit my island and skateboard drunk.

R35

Paul Machnau? Moses Itkonen? Rick McCrank? Mark Appleyard? Colin McKay? Any of these names familiar?

What deck did you have? You do know they have re-issues of all the old decks? Gator, Roskopp, Cab, etc.....

[Youngun5]

1) i don't have a figure in mind, but, enough $ for my family, myself, and my significant other to be able to retire right now and live comfortably for the rest of our days. (i'm 20, so, thats probably a pretty sizeable amount)

2) Significant other to not have Epilepsy anymore.


3) don't really need much else. how about a '68 Mustang. Crimson, with black racing stripes.

[MCDavis]

Just about me, huh?

1. Enough money to never need more.

2. Enough time on earth to never need more.

3. Make Lyle's wife stop calling me...it was just one friggin' night and I didn't even bring my A game!

[xamilo]

1)
2) Significant other to not have Epilepsy anymore.
.

Its funny, but people tend to put health apart and never think of it as a "gift" or a "virtue", and I'm sure you know NOT having such an issue is absolutely priceless...

[mddubya]

1) All the money I'd ever need for whatever, perpetually unlimited debit card.

2) The golf game to play on tour, but not need the money.

3) My Mom and Dad to have never gotten divorced. I'm pretty sure she'd still be alive if they has stayed together, even though the divorce was her idea.