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Old 11-09-2005, 05:41 PM
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Radios/Cars/Politics

A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this! he said. "Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued.... and On The Road Again came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she would say, "Beethoven", she 'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, " Beatles", she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.
"IDIOTS!" She yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore,
backed up by John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.

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Old 11-09-2005, 05:44 PM
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Ha! Funny.

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Old 11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
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Ha, damn you republican thugs!
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I am truly laughing out loud here...even though I am not a true right winger...
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