Home Forum Links Directory Get your product reviewed Golf Shoes Pro Shop Arcade
Go Back   Shot Talk - Golf Forum > Off Topic > No golf for you!
Register Gallery FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
 
iTrader: (2)
#1 (permalink)  
Old 11-21-2005, 03:57 AM
IrishGolfer's Avatar
Fac ut gaudeam
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,871
Images: 2
IrishGolfer is on a distinguished road
Christmas #1 record?

Kinda hard to know what people round the world will make of this.

http://www.jcbsong.co.uk/jcbvideo.asp

A JCB is a digger and this song is about a 5 year old's memories of him and his old man. IMHO it is a wonderful and very uplifting song with fantastic animation. I defy anyone not to like it. I reckon it will be #1 at Christmas,

(Remember to join in...)

JCB

Well, I’m rumblin’ in this JCB.
I’m 5 years old and my dad’s a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we’re singin, ‘Don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work!’

My dad’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he’s been good fun and bubblin and jokin’ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An’ we’re holdin up the bypass - oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh - oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox - oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss
So glad I’m not in school
Oh no…

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we’re like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I’ll tell all my mates that my dad’s B.A. Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee’s nunchuckas

And We’re holdin up the bypass - oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh - oh woah
Sittin on the toolbox - oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss
So glad I’m not in school

And we’re holdin up the bypass - oh oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh - oh woah
I’m sittin on the toolbox - oh oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, Boss
So glad I’m not in school

Said I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round

And we’re holdin’ up the bypass - woah
Me and my dad havin a top laugh - oh woah
And I’m sittin on the toolbox - oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, Boss
So glad I’m not in school

Aw, I said

I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his

Aw, I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his JCB.
I’m Luke, I’m five, and my dad’s Bruce Lee,
Drives me round in his JCB


WONDERFUL!
Attached Images
File Type: jpg fullvid_display_topleft.jpg (10.0 KB, 43 views)
__________________
Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that?

Last edited by IrishGolfer; 11-21-2005 at 07:02 AM..
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#2 (permalink)  
Old 11-21-2005, 08:20 AM
Golf Monkey's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 92
Golf Monkey is on a distinguished road
Nah, I recon that "We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland" sung by Jackie Fullerton & George Jones for Children in Need will be No 1.

I heard it at the NI v Portugal game, it's very good.
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#3 (permalink)  
Old 11-24-2005, 10:47 AM
EnglishGolfer's Avatar
Talks a good game
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 705
EnglishGolfer is on a distinguished road
Wink

I first heard this song and saw this clip a couple of months ago and i loved it. It makes me want to be a good Dad to my boy Luke even more than I already did, therefore I'm not going to force him to be a golf professional . A course architect will suffice
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (2)
#4 (permalink)  
Old 12-09-2005, 04:10 AM
IrishGolfer's Avatar
Fac ut gaudeam
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,871
Images: 2
IrishGolfer is on a distinguished road
Greast article about the JCB Song.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/...646297,00.html

I hope this gets to #1. These guys are the universal underdogs.

Sling, note the clever use of the web to promote this. These guys are a tiny record label. The power of Viral Marketing at it's best.
__________________
Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that?
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#5 (permalink)  
Old 12-11-2005, 05:31 PM
The master's Avatar
online
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,664
The master is an unknown quantity at this point
Geez IG I thought you had more taste than liking this shit!

I can honestly say if this gets number 1, it will be more outrageous than bob the buildier getting it. The first time I heard this record I thought it was a piss take. Awful song awful.
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (2)
#6 (permalink)  
Old 12-19-2005, 07:18 AM
IrishGolfer's Avatar
Fac ut gaudeam
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,871
Images: 2
IrishGolfer is on a distinguished road
Teh Master, once you've come out of your Juvenile delinquency phase, you will start to learn that there is more to life than Bling, Rap, Beat Box, Porn and Guns.

Agreed the tune is simple, but this is romantic poetry about life. It's a million miles away from Bob the Builder. Too bad your Woofers can't see through this. When you get older, perhaps married with kids, you may be in a better position to start reflecting on life. It's about relationships, bullying, growing up, work-life balance and a whole host of other emotions. The lyrics are fantastic and I also happen to think the video is fantastic animation, appealing to both kids and adults. And the fact that a small indie band can make this much impact without the massive backing of a label shows there is hope for us all.

I know you are young and this is a bit slooowww for you. I can imagine a whole world of teenagers who can't stand this. That's cool. But dissin' it shows you in poor light. I care less in fact that it is now #1. it actually probably does it more disservice.

Anyway, lets agree to disagree...cool?

'Nuff said that I happen to like it for a number of reasons.
__________________
Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that?
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#7 (permalink)  
Old 12-19-2005, 02:31 PM
The master's Avatar
online
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,664
The master is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishGolfer
Teh Master, once you've come out of your Juvenile delinquency phase, you will start to learn that there is more to life than Bling, Rap, Beat Box, Porn and Guns.

Agreed the tune is simple, but this is romantic poetry about life. It's a million miles away from Bob the Builder. Too bad your Woofers can't see through this. When you get older, perhaps married with kids, you may be in a better position to start reflecting on life. It's about relationships, bullying, growing up, work-life balance and a whole host of other emotions. The lyrics are fantastic and I also happen to think the video is fantastic animation, appealing to both kids and adults. And the fact that a small indie band can make this much impact without the massive backing of a label shows there is hope for us all.

I know you are young and this is a bit slooowww for you. I can imagine a

whole world of teenagers who can't stand this. That's cool. But dissin' it shows you in poor light. I care less in fact that it is now #1. it actually probably does it more disservice.

Anyway, lets agree to disagree...cool?

'Nuff said that I happen to like it for a number of reasons.

I'm actually growing to like it ha. It's pretty catchy, the last minute or so is good.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Twas the nighht before a Shot Talker's Christmas cyberious Shot Talk 6 12-24-2007 09:56 AM
ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES goatster No golf for you! 1 09-26-2007 09:40 PM
Ho, Ho, Ho it must be Christmas. ManchesterGolfer Equipment talk 4 12-11-2006 07:26 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS Golfbum No golf for you! 44 12-25-2005 08:14 PM
Christmas in New York! The master No golf for you! 8 12-08-2005 05:29 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:08 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC8
Copyright © 2004 -2008 shottalk.com