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Old 11-28-2005, 10:57 PM
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Is Lewis Black funny?

I won tickets to go see his show on Thursday night. I hope he doesn't suck.

Well, I didn't "win" tix...this is how law school is paying off...they were talking about some 14 year old boy boinking his teacher on the radio and someone mentioned that 14 is the age of consent in Canada, so I kindly called and informed them of s.153 of the Criminal Code, which points out that someone in a position of authority can't boink anyone under 18. So they gave me tickets. It sure beats the Grey Cup tix they first tried to flog on me.

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Old 11-28-2005, 11:08 PM
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Grey Cup, I agree... I would have taken the comedy tix too.
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I won tickets to go see his show on Thursday night. I hope he doesn't suck.

Well, I didn't "win" tix...this is how law school is paying off...they were talking about some 14 year old boy boinking his teacher on the radio and someone mentioned that 14 is the age of consent in Canada, so I kindly called and informed them of s.153 of the Criminal Code, which points out that someone in a position of authority can't boink anyone under 18. So they gave me tickets. It sure beats the Grey Cup tix they first tried to flog on me.

It sure would be fun to be 14 and boinking your teacher though...she was simply doing Sex Education - a service to society....
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:12 PM
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Who's Lewis Black?
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:33 PM
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He is Funny

He does social commentary humor like George Carlin but different. He is on one of the Golf Channels infomercials too.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:52 AM
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All I know is that when I was in grade 10 (15), I had a super hot teacher. She was okay looking but had a sweet body. Always wore skirts and heels and sat on her desk. I wasn't the only kid in French Immersion that also took German that year just to be in two of her classes.

It was very strange, I ended up sitting beside her brother-in-law at a hockey game in Vancouver about 5 or 6 years later (I grew up about 4 hours inland in Kelowna). Man, I wish she taught some of my law classes now...


And thanks Davebud, I hope he doesn't suck, I'm taking a good friend of mine, who just happens to be quite an attractive girl that I usually go to shows/concerts with (the 'drawback' of having a dance teacher girlfriend who works nights).
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I'm taking a good friend of mine, who just happens to be quite an attractive girl that I usually go to shows/concerts with (the 'drawback' of having a dance teacher girlfriend who works nights).
That sounds tough S...
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Old 11-30-2005, 02:29 PM
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For sure Vt, I cry myself to sleep at night
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He made a lot of fun GWB and the US in general. It was great.

He started off with something like..."I love coming to Canada, even if just for a day, because for that brief moment, I feel like I've escaped!"

He was actually pretty good, I kinda felt bad for the girl I was with who's kind of a born again Christian because he, as a Jew, made a fair amount of jokes at Christians' expense and I think she was a bit uncomfortable with some of it. Ah well, I was trying not to laugh, hah.
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