| FOOKIN PIGS
Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a
pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy,
me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?"
Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin
Pig, and ten we can tell them apart." "Ah, dat id be grand," says
Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy
stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has
chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with
one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin
pig.?" "Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my
fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them will
avan
ear".
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy
again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig
has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two
fookin pigs with no fookin ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns
which fookin pig?" "Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. ?I?ll
tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut de tail offa my fookin pig. Den
we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin
tail." "Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it,
Paddy stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy,
"YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG,
AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN
TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
HOW DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one,
and I'll have the white one" | 
12-20-2005, 04:38 AM
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