This or that

[limpalong]

The maggots could continue to regenerate in the anaerobic environment inside our body. Even if they couldn't, I would feel them eating me from the inside out. A spoonful of maggots would need, if it were me, followed by a bottle of Fleet enema!!! The spiders, as long as not of a venomous variety, wouldn't be that big of a deal. So... spiders it is!!!!

Would never participate in these 'games' of eating things like insects. The stupidity that consumes people to do this as a game helps explain the stupidity of 'balloon boy's' dad! But, if it were for survival purposes, we'd be amazed at what the human body could consume in order to stay alive.

So, with that thought in mind, the nuclear fallout has cleared and there are only two people remaining on Earth... yourself and a member of the opposite gender. In order for the human race to continue, you must procreate with the other person. But... that person is infected with a transmittable disease such as AIDS that will mean you will probably die a difficult death if you do choose to procreate. Would you muster the courage to procreate? Or, would you walk away and let the human race go with you??

[wirehair]

Read Limp's long, wordy and boring post, or blow your own brains out?

[GRIP IT and RIP IT!]

blow your brains out

hooters or b-dubs?

[JEFF4i]

Hooters, no b-dubs here.

Great boobs or great butt?

[mddubya]

A great butt, time and gravity aren't kind to great boobs, *sigh*


A 6 that acts like a porn star in the sack

or

A 10 that acts like a church secretary

[JEFF4i]

6 that's a porn star. Looks can fade, good sex if foeva.

One of Sssmokin's girls that give you sheer pleasure that you've never felt before...

Or a boring girl that's really hot?

Upping the ante.

[MCDavis]

Ok, to answer limp's question (one of the better one's, btw), I'd rather procreate for a short lifetime than mas...yeah, you can figure out the rest!

Jeff's...sheer pleasure!! Hot is as hot does.

Jump on a grenade to save the men in your unit, or try to get away quick enough not to die (which the rest of your unit is also doing)?

[eclark53520]

Ok, to answer limp's question (one of the better one's, btw), I'd rather procreate for a short lifetime than mas...yeah, you can figure out the rest!

Jeff's...sheer pleasure!! Hot is as hot does.

Jump on a grenade to save the men in your unit, or try to get away quick enough not to die (which the rest of your unit is also doing)?

If i KNEW 100% that me covering the grenade would save at least 2 of my unit, i would definitely jump on it. 1 life for 2 is a good deal, i just happened to get the short end of the stick.

Now, if the situation that presented itself proved that i were the closest to said grenade, and i thought i could get away, i would do so.


Situation - You are in a store, another customer walks in(he does not notice you), holds a gun to one of the attendants head and demands money, when the attendant doesn't get he money out quick enough the customer shoots him. He then points his gun at the other attendant, and demands money. You have a clear path to the gun-man. Do you take action(what the action is does not matter, shoot, drop kick, karate chop, throw cheetos..) to possibly save the other attendants life or hide knowing the gun-man does not know you are there.

[JEFF4i]

You take action. If the other attendant dies, and you have reasonable suspicion to think they will, that blood is partially on your hands.

Here's one. Train is bearing down on 2 people stuck in the tracks. You can push one person to their certain doom in front of the train to save those other 2. These are your only two actions you can take, you can't throw yourself or free the 2 on the tracks. What do you do?

[MCDavis]

If I push one into the train, I'm going down for murder regardless of intentions. Sorry, 2 die.

Tin Cup's classic scene where he puts 7 or 8 in the water...do you hit them until you get it there, or take your drop after the first attempt? Exact same scenario as the movie.

[LyleG]

take the drop, only fools shoot 18 when they could have a 7

mock chicken or bologna? Chew on that for a while......

[wirehair]

Bologna, pig lips are better than chicken feet.

Get frisky with Kathy Bates or suck on Jessica Alba's nose when she has a cold?

[JEFF4i]

I'll take Kathy Bates on this one. Nose-sucking does nothing for me.

Light your arm on fire and leave it for 30 seconds, or put butt-beads in your rear.

[mddubya]

Light your arm on fire and leave it for 30 seconds, or put butt-beads in your rear.

ROFL, my gawd Jeff, how did you even think this one up?

[MCDavis]

ROFL, my gawd Jeff, how did you even think this one up?

He's done both!