Politically Incorrect Joke

[Dorkman53]

GUILTY CONSCIENCE

An elderly Italian Jew wanted to unburden his guilty
conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during
World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I
pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from
Levy to Spumoni, and I am alive today because of it."

"Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that you
never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said
the Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful Jewish
woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never
found her."

"That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no
need to feel guilty."

"It's worse, Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must
repay me with sexual favors, which she did,
repeatedly."

"You were both in great danger and would have suffered
terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a
favorable balance between good and evil, and you will
be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."

"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind.
But I have one more question."

"And what is that?"

"Do I Have to tell her that the war is over?

[Scotty01292]

This is another one I heard.

Jack, Morgan and Rangi were at school one lunch time when the bell rang for class. The teacher asked Jack "Now Jack what did you do at lunch time?"

"I played in the sand Miss"
"Well if you can spell 'sand' you can go home for the day"
"S A N D"
At that she lets Jack go home.

"Now Morgan" the teacher says "What did you do at lunch time?"
"I played in the sandpit miss"
"Well if you spell 'pit' you can go home for the day"
"P I T"
Morgan heads off home

"Now Rangi" the teacher says "what did you do at lunchtime?"
"Well I wanted to play in the sandpit miss, but Jack and Morgan just threw stones at me."
"Now that's Racial Discrimination Rangi" she claims "Spell 'Racial Discrimination'

[Big Brother Dunk]

Good ones guys!!

[ezra76]

What's better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?

not being retarded

[lildudejds]

lol thats one is funny


ok so whats worse than steppin on a tack?














GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE!!!!