She got a ring, I got a receipt....nice trade...

[Rockford35]

So I guess I'm getting married.

If anyone wants to contribute to the "you're a nutcase" fund, you can send donations directly to my paypal account.

Cheers,

Rock

[Slingblade61]

Congratulations!

When?

Where's the honeymoon? Myrtle, right?

[SiberianDVM]

You poor guy.

If you want to save some time, just give her the keys to the trailer, give your clubs to Goodwill, and find a urologist that will cut your nuts off.

Cheers!

[Rockford35]

Keys to the trailer? Thanks doc.

Next summer. Still need to get at least 40 rounds under my belt before then. Mid july probably. 2ish. I can still get 18 in beforehand....

R35

[SiberianDVM]

Just trying to help.

If you like, you can send the Mizunos to me for safekeeping. That way, after the divorce goes through, I can send them back to you.

Can't help with the nuts, though. Once they are gone, they are gone.

[VtDivot]

Ahhhhhhh, our young goof is growing up.

Best of luck man!

[DaveE]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get your own ring.

[IrishGolfer]

Hey, I thought you were gay!

Only kidding, congrats man.

[DouginGA]

I can see it now. Rockford on the first tee ready to tee off. Up drives a car onto the tee box and the woman jumps out of the car in a wedding dress..
"Rockford you bastard!! You knew the ceremony was at 2:00 oclock!!"

"Now, Now sweetie, like I told you- only if it rains, only if it rains"

[Bravo]

Congrats!

Soon there will be a bunch of little Rocks running around on the carpets...swinging little hockey sticks and plastic 5 irons in diapers.

You need to get a golf pre-nuptial agreement. In writing. Due to the short Canadian season, you are allocated a minimum of 100 rounds from season Opener to Final round of the year...

In exchange, she gets to do all of the laundry, housework and take out the garbage....

Fair trade Agreement.

[Rockford35]

B,

There's a great commercial on these days just like this. A Husband and Wife and their lawyers number crunching for when he gets to play, when you initially think they're making decisions on custody of the kids.

It has this great scene where he whispers into his lawyers ear and she comes across the table with "We want the entire summer season" while his wife cries in agony to her lawyer "I can't....I can't do that!"

Everytime it comes on, I also nod my head towards the TV to the GF and I get the eye roll....classic...

Little Rocks? Like stones?

R35

[Davebud]

I waited till I was old enough that my life was basically over too.

[Slingblade61]

Originally Posted by Davebud

I waited till I was old enough that my life was basically over too.

You mean you finally gave up and just bought a bride from the Phillipines.

[chollyred]

Rock,

Before you go too far, seek the help of a good therapist. Or better yet, a good sports psychologist. It's a shame to see someone's mental health deteriorate like this. (head shaking slowly)

[Davebud]

Originally Posted by Slingblade61

You mean you finally gave up and just bought a bride from the Phillipines.

Even that might have been smarter than the route I chose to go.