Embarrassing thoughts or actions that you want to get off your chest...

[Rockford35]

Alright, everyone has one. The time you got caught picking your nose by the hot girl. When you got pantsed at the football game in front of 75,000 people. You start talking to your "friend" at the mall and you turn to find out it's a cutout of Jeff Gordon.

Everyone's got a super embarrassing personal moment. Let's hear a few of them.

Here's a couple of mine:

When I was a kid, I thought the car wouldn't turn without the signal light on. I beleived this til I was nearly 7.

I once "accidently" farted in a super crowded elevator on a super hot day, making it a very, VERY wet fart noise. There was ZERO chance I could blame it on the dog, or the phone in the elevator.

I broke a girls nose while making out with her.

Can anyone top any of those?

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[Adam Pettman]

I broke a girls nose while making out with her

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And your getting married!!!

[Rockford35]

And your getting married!!!

Ya, but not to the chick whose nose I broke.

She was super hot too...

(was.....lol...i'm such a dink!)

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[Adam Pettman]

How did you manage it, run at her lips first??

[Rockford35]

I have no idea, honestly.

Some kissing....adjustments of clothing...."POW"....teared up eyes.....blood...

You know how it goes...

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[chollyred]

Can anyone top any of those?
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No! I don't think I'd have admitted to those.

[Adam Pettman]

You know how it goes...

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Yea sure I've broken loads of girls nose's exactly the same way

[Rockford35]

No! I don't think I'd have admitted to those.

This is the point of the thread! Get those admissions out there. Hey, if you can't laugh at your idiot self, who can you laugh at?



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[DouginGA]

Hey, if you can't laugh at your idiot self, who can you laugh at?



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well umm ??? YOU!!!

[lildudejds]

haha! if you break her nose making out....are u gonna break her leg on the honeymoon?

[Pa Jayhawk]

Mine usually happen when I don't reach the red tee's on a drive. Heck, I had to go buy new underware when I started playing golf so as not to further embarass myself. There was One I remember not reaching on my second shot.

[Silver]

In high school, grade 12 I think, I played badminton with the badminton club and on the team. Our badminton club in Kelowna was a big open gym kinda thing with one court that was separated in it's own little enclosed space. It was nicknamed the IceBox because it was freezing in there.

Once, a few of my friends and a few of the (actually quite hot) girls from my grade that were on the team were all taking turns in the IceBox and I was sitting up against the wall.

I let one rip that was so loud it just echoed all through the whole room. I don't know if it stank because I ran out of there so fast, but not before they all started laughing at me...that one was a real classic. They didn't let me live that down for awhile.

[lildudejds]

awww man in front of the chicks......

thats bad...

in front of the fellas its funny..

[lildudejds]

this one time in like 4th grade...i had just discovered that girls were getting things on their chests and i kinda liked them...and i got caught staring at a girl...she yelled at me

[Rockford35]

this one time in like 4th grade...i had just discovered that girls were getting things on their chests and i kinda liked them...and i got caught staring at a girl...she yelled at me

4th Grade? This happens to me daily!



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