Pay Attention

[Davebud]

LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION!

First year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around
the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger
in
his mouth.


"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on
it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

[DaveE]

They are Aggies afterall.

All the Texans here will understand.

[Davebud]

Get ready....................this is so good !!!!!!

I have a friend who is president of his homeowner's association down in Washington. They are having a terrible problem with trash on the side of the road that is around his association's homes.The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is, there is being built just next to them, six new homes.....big ones! Wallace said the trash is coming from the Mexican work crews working at the construction sites. (McDonald Bags, Burger King trash, etc). He has pleaded with the site supervisors and the general contractor to no avail, called the City,County, the Police and got no help. So..................guess what some people in his community did?

They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The "Inner Neighborhood Services" to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!

They got some navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" in gold put on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, however, to understand what they hoped people would think it means.

Well the day after their first pick up detail, with them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras; 46 out of 68, of the construction workers did not show up for work the next morning!!!!!!!!.............and haven't come back yet!!!!! It has been ten days.

Now the General Contractor, I understand is madder than hell, but can't say anything publicly, because he could be busted for hiring "illegal aliens". Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating INS folks, because they have it on their home owner association records the vote to form the new committee within their association, plus they informed the INS about what they were doing in advance, and the INS said basically according to Wallace.............."have at it"!

SO FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT YANKEE INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!!!!!!

[SiberianDVM]

First year students at Texas A&M's Vet School

They tried to pull that one on us at UGA, but as soon as we saw the dead cow, the guys went to start a fire for the barbecue, and the girls wanted to know if they could do whole arm rectal palpations.