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  1. #16
    [quote=EnglishGolfer]
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo
    Here are my rules and I'm a bit OCD about #1.

    2) When flushing the urinal - I use my elbow.

    3) To raise the toilet seat in preparation for urination into a toilet, I always use my foot. This is a little tricky sometimes in commercial aircraft on a bumpy day.
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    My dexterity with my foot is pretty damn awesome now as a result of being odd. I'm not kidding when I say that I open doors, lift the toilet seat, flush and operate the hand dryer all with my right foot/knee. I'm an obsessive freak!
    Yeow! See your psychiatrist immediately....

  2. #17
    I've made a new rule for myself. I've decided that since I wash my hands fervently after using the bathroom that automatically elevates me to a "cast" above those who do not. Therefore I take full judicial liberty to call-out anyone attempting to escape by using the "fake-hand-wash" and tell them to get back over to the sink, use a little soap, and do their duty to society. (I also reserve the right to break said rule in the case that I am much smaller than the previously mentioned individual).
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  3. #18
    In Arab countries, most of the time, food is eaten directly with the hands. No knives, forks, spoons etc.

    Food is eaten with the left hand because they use the right hand to wipe their ass after taking a dump.

    You can conclude the remainder for yourself.

  4. Food is eaten with the left hand because they use the right hand to wipe their ass after taking a dump.
    I think it's the other way around, Bravo, but I'm not sure.

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  5. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo
    You can conclude the remainder for yourself.
    Ya, middle eastern cuisine isn't my thing either. Too much food that looks like diarreha.



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  6. #21
    Another associated rule. This actually happened this morning when I asked a friend to read a report I wrote for my Masters in Theology.

    When someone hands you something to read, do no reply:

    "I have to use the bathroom. I'll read it there and give it back to you."

    Don't bother. Keep it. I can print off another one.

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  7. #22
    Wow, some of you really have issues.

    - I read in the bathroom

    - I wash my hands every time (even at home)

    - I never contact the toilet seat in a bar or anyplace really public

    - I flush with my shoe in public restrooms

    - I don't talk to other people using the facilities

    - I wait until the restroom is completely empty before I will do my bidness

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