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Old 08-27-2006, 04:27 PM
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Arnold Palmer & Tiger Woods

I'm not sure who Arnold Palmer is, but I thought the joke was funny!


Arnold Palmer & Tiger Woods
Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"

Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."

Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.

Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."

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Your on a golf website, posting in forums, and dont know who Arnold Palmer Is? Maybe you should take up bocce!
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100 posts and still going eh. staying and striving for a grand worth of posts?. Funny Joke though.
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Cute joke.
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:42 AM
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Arnold Palmer

Ok, I know who Arnold Palmer is now!

http://www.sandhillsonline.com/plantation/palmer.htm

Glad you liked the joke and heck, it's surprising what you can learn as a non-golfer, just by popping to this forum from time to time!

Todmun, why would I want to take up Italian bowling, don't you have to be Italian first? I could take up bowling though!

Yeah Halifax Golfer, I like to pop back from time to time...don't mind me just pretend you haven't noticed me if it bothers you!
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