Don't try this at home!

[IrishGolfer]

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "one, two, tree, fowr, five," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand and australia!

[Slingblade61]

LMAO!

Is THAT why you're not having anymore kids?

[GregInOz]

I think my uncle dad may have done that.

[Bravo]

I've never heard that one....very creative....

[Bravo]

Last week, when playing my round with a fellow about 35 and three children, we began to talk about my autistic child and how her medical condition has screwed up our lives.

He told me his brother had an autistic child and it was brutal on them too.

Then he said his wife wanted a fourth child and he was worried it was something that could possibly run in families...meaning he could be at risk if they had another kid.

I told him to run down and get a vasectomy really fast...."Convert it from a Working Model to a Sport Model"...he'd be sore for a week and his wife would never know the difference...

[smileyrose]

LOL, sounds like a bang to remember!

[JEFF4i]

lol, I didn't see that punchline coming!