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  1. 09-01-2006 01:04 PM #1
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    Bad joke Friday returns!

    An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."

    The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

    Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

    "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
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  2. 09-01-2006 01:21 PM #2
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    Craving Some Ketchup!

    LOL, that was funny!

    Here's mine!

    Craving Some Ketchup! Heck, I've run out again!

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  4. 09-01-2006 04:25 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by smileyrose
    LOL, that was funny!

    Here's mine!

    Craving Some Ketchup! Heck, I've run out again!
    To be honest... I dont get it..

    The first one was kinda funny though hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoarderDave
    To be honest... I dont get it..

    The first one was kinda funny though hehe
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    I dnt get the first one... Maybe I have a strange sense of humour? I get the second one now... Thanks Doc...
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    Tuts

    To be honest... I dont get it..


    *Tuts* What's there to get, it's just me running out of tomato sauce on my last sausage!

    I suppose it deserves to be in the 'bad' joke thread though!
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    Makes me hungry for Ketchup.
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    Still Hungry For Ketchup????

    Makes me hungry for Ketchup.
    You wouldn't be feeling hungry for Ketchup if you were this guy!

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/ketchup-effect.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by smileyrose View Post

    ...on my...sausage!
    I KNEW IT! Time for a Crying Game moment.

    The first joke is about how the doc thinks someone else got the dudes wife preggo.
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