These two incidents happend on seperate occasions and I was really young at the time, only 19!
So, the worst I've ever done when I've had too much to drink was:
Throwing my shoes up in the air after celebrating my birthday, only my shoes fell into an old graveyard which was about to be dug up because they were building a new shopping complex on top of it...so can you imagine what difficulty I had in finding my shoes!
Oh and I once threw up on an old b/f's arm, yep, diced carrots...the worst i've ever done and I'm still uncertain if it was because I'd had too much to drink that evening or because I'd eaten too many carrots!
I must admit that I've never really drunk all that much, just the odd social drinker and I'm unlikely to do those kind of thing these days anyway, nor did I really drink very much when I was much younger either!