New to forum

[The Shipping Guy]

Hello all, I have taken up golf again. The last time I played was in the Marine Corp back in 94, so needless to say I am not hitting the ball straight.


Josef

[MCDavis]

Welcome to Shot Talk! We have some pretty firm rules here about Spam, so I have deleted your signature. If you'd like to become a vendor, please PM Slingblade61 to work that out.

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I hope to see you on the boards!

[N.V.M.]

getting a lot of " i have not played in a while" new members. hmmmm.

[jambo1]

Hi guys, my name is Grant, I'm 25 years of age and as you can see I'm new to the forum. I've recently fallen in love with the game again after about a 6 year "exile" due to work and drinking. I'm done with that now, the drinking that is and I'm looking to join my local club again next season after a winter that's going to be spent in the driving range. Probably won't get my old handicap of 4 back at the first time of asking but I'm hitting the ball well again and I'm sure with the right amount of dedication I'll get to that sort of level again. Here's hoping anyway.

[Wi-Golfer]

Originally Posted by N.V.M.

getting a lot of " i have not played in a while" new members. hmmmm.

I took about 15 years off & came back. Unfortunately I sucked when I quit & I still suck but there is a glimmer of hope at getting a little better.

[TheTrueReview]

Originally Posted by Wi-Golfer

I took about 15 years off & came back. Unfortunately I sucked when I quit & I still suck but there is a glimmer of hope at getting a little better.

But I bet your first post wasn't to announce your return to golf & that you also sell genuine Chinese knock-offs.

[Nikonut]

Originally Posted by TheTrueReview

But I bet your first post wasn't to announce your return to golf & that you also sell genuine Chinese knock-offs.

It was Mail Order Russian Brides.

[eclark53520]

Originally Posted by Nikonut

It was Mail Order Russian Brides.

i'd be up for one of those....any way i can get a hand picked blind and mute one?

[MIKE1218]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

i'd be up for one of those....any way i can get a hand picked blind and mute one?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?



Because she was a woman!

[xamilo]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

i'd be up for one of those....any way i can get a hand picked blind and mute one?

There are some GORGEOUS Russian girls awaiting for a Green Card...

[eclark53520]

Originally Posted by xamilo

There are some GORGEOUS Russian girls awaiting for a Green Card...

I have a feeling the Fiance would be a touch upset with that delivery....and not the oh hey, yeah, funny story, i forgot to tell you i bought a new driver online last week upset...where all i have to do is get her some flowers and all is good...

I would probably have some of my anatomy removed via a violent tearing action and i heard lacerations are quite rough...

[xamilo]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

I have a feeling the Fiance would be a touch upset with that delivery....and not the oh hey, yeah, funny story, i forgot to tell you i bought a new driver online last week upset...where all i have to do is get her some flowers and all is good...

I would probably have some of my anatomy removed via a violent tearing action and i heard lacerations are quite rough...

Oh I guess due to my work she is "used" to expressions about aesthetically correctness in women .

BTW: She is a Lieutenant Commander in the Navy, so she has no need for violent tearing actions when you can just "point and shoot"

[eclark53520]

Originally Posted by xamilo

Oh I guess due to my work she is "used" to expressions about aesthetically correctness in women .

BTW: She is a Lieutenant Commander in the Navy, so she has no need for violent tearing actions when you can just "point and shoot"

I think you misunderstood the type of delivery i was talking about...

I can look all i like(and i do), but coming home from work to a hot Russian chick on my porch isn't going to fly quite as well as a new TaylorMade

[Wi-Golfer]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

I think you misunderstood the type of delivery i was talking about...

I can look all i like(and i do), but coming home from work to a hot Russian chick on my porch isn't going to fly quite as well as a new TaylorMade

But it would be oh so cool to try

I was looking quite a bit on saturday, hit Woodmans for groceries & not sure what was up but there had to be 6-7 real hot women walking around with their tits half out. Push up bra's, buttons opened up way down the front, etc. I actually got a stiff neck from swiveling around so much staring at them.