Play golf twice a week
Eat six times a day
Enjoy good beers
Oatmeal Stouts and Taddy Porters
Smoke my tobacco in pipes
While golfing smoke cigars
When no one minds or so they say
Napping and sleepings high on the list
Good stores keeps me awake
A good true story may move me to tears
Like the story about the running back hero
Who fell while in service far away
Riddles and puns are as good as
Warm buns on a cold day
My hat's off to you for a cozy site
That keeps the Ogres at bay
__________________ "is that my friend in the bunker or is that bastard on the green?"
__________________ When asked how to put back spin on a i7,
Trevino said how far do you hit it?
The guy said 120yds and Trevino said why do you want to back it up?