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Old 09-08-2008, 10:59 AM
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Here's one of Europe's finest golfers, Jiminez. Why does this pic not scream athelete to you?

Please enclose a suitable caption for this photo.

Mine is "Feck me, I have to do this shit for the next 5 hours, when I could be in the bar downing some fine red wine instead!"
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:01 AM
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:01 AM
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:18 PM
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Damn looks like the fire went out on my cigar.
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:20 PM
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:54 PM
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Same thing jeff says when he walks in to a strip club:

"Whose ass can i shove this up?"
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Old 09-08-2008, 02:05 PM
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"Where'd I put my sunglasses?"

Oh, and sooo funny clark.
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"Where'd I put my sunglasses?"

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Old 09-08-2008, 02:48 PM
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Old 09-08-2008, 03:22 PM
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