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[ezra76]

GOLF - SEMI-CLEAR DESIGNER TOILET SEAT



Retail price tag: $99.99Item condition: Brand NewSize: Size: 17x14. Please measure your bowl before you bid.More Details:
Package, Accessories, Instructions and etc. Hinges & Installation Manual included. Installation is extremely simple. No special skills required. Item comes in white retail box with the styro foam protectors inside. We highly recommend to ship in additional box with the extra protection compliant with UPS/USPS insurance policies.

100% Satisfaction Guarantee!!! ReturnsWe gladly offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. That’s why we go to great lengths to provide accurate, detailed descriptions and photos of every item. However, we realize there are times when you won’t be 100% satisfied with your purchase for whatever reason.

Simply send us email within 3 days of receiving the item and tell us you’d like to return it. We’ll promptly issue you a Return Authorization number (RA#). Upon receipt of your item back, we will issue you a FULL refund LESS a 10% re-stocking fee or $10, whichever is greater. Return requests sent beyond 3 days are subject to a 25% re-stocking fee. Return requests sent without RA# are subject to a 50% re-stocking fee or $30, whichever is greater.
PaymentPayment is due in full within 5 days. We do accept credit cards such as Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover via Bidpay.com or Paypal.com, but we follow the rules of these companies.
. If you choose Paypal as a payment tool, please make sure that you understand the rules of Paypal and fully compliant with their regulations. We will accept Paypal payments only in cases when the address provided in Paypal has the status "Confirmed". If you are not aware what it means, please open Paypal Help and read. Payments are only accepted from verified accounts and only shipped to confirmed address's - NO EXCEPTIONS.
Attention! eBay means business! We support eBay non-paying buyer policy! Your bid is the Purchase Contract. Don't bid if you are not serious, or not sure how to pay, or not familiar with the eBay rules and rules of the payment tools (Bidpay.com/Paypal and etc).

ShippingS&H prices provided don't include the shipping to the POBOXES. Yes, we ship to POBOXES, but only in case if you pay "address correct fee" by UPS - $5 per package. S&H to 48 States is $19.99 for each item. S&H for unopen 3 pcs shipper case - $39.99. In other words 3rd unit shipped for free. Shipper Case, which contains 3 units is the original case comming from the factory. Sorry, we are unable to ship to APO.

International Buyers and Buyers from Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico. Please contact us before you bid. International Buyers, please make sure that you are familiar with the custom regulations and practices in your countries. We highly recommend using www.bidpay.com, Western Union, or an international Money Order.
If you prefer the Paypal, please note: We only ship to Paypal Confirmed address. Paypal doesn't allow us to accept international payments without violation of their policy. Please use BidPay.com if you are not in US.
We reserve the right to choose UPS or USPS shipping for every particular shipment. InsuranceInsurance included for all packages shipped by UPS with the value up to $100.. Package value is based on your winning bid, so if it's higher then $100, please be ready to add $2-3. If shipping multiple items, the value is based on the total winning bids for all items. For items shipped by USPS, please add $2 to every purchase up to $50 and $3 for $50-100 purchases. Sales TaxSales Tax is applicable for the packages shipped to California. If you are retailer, please provide your Fed Tax ID if you wish to not pay tax.
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[Adam Pettman]

WoW
Dont think i like the idea of deliberatly sitting on a tee

[SiberianDVM]

Please measure your bowl before you bid

Can I have an E please, Alex? Then it becomes

Please measure your bowel before you bid

[Farquod]

At least it lives in the crapper...right where it belongs.

[Rockford35]

This reminds me of that putter that I came accross made out of a bull penis.

R35

[ezra76]

Originally Posted by Rockford35

This reminds me of that putter that I came accross made out of a bull penis.

R35

Was it a two ball?

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Was it a two ball?

Brilliant!

[ualtim]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Was it a two ball?