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| Funny Was reading through old e-mails there aand came across this one. Enjoy....  >>*TOP 10 - BEST GOLF CADDIE REMARKS* >> >>#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." >>Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" >> >>#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." >>Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." >> >>#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" >>Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." >> >>#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" >>Caddy: "Eventually." >> >>#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." >>Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a >>coincidence." >> >>#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too >>much of >>a distraction." >>Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." >> >>#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" >>Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." >> >>#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? >>Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." >> >>#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." >>Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." >> >>and the #1 best caddy comment: >> >>Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." >>Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
__________________ "Golf takes us away from our everyday worries. It allows us to lose ourselves in the beauty of our natural surroundings. And it provides a serene setting for enjoying the camaraderie of our fellow players. No matter how good we get at it, golf always makes us strive to do better. In golf, as in life, there is no perfection, but we can always seek it. Golf constantly challenges us to aim farther, try harder, and be more than we are today. And really, what game could be better than that...?"  |
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04-12-2007, 09:52 AM
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| #6 is particularly good. 
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04-12-2007, 09:59 AM
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| Great stuff! I can use these!!
__________________ What's In the Bag Ping G10 10.5º w/ reg TFC 129D Maltby KE4 3-wood 14º w/ stiff BB Solutions 130 Nickent 3DX DC Ironwood 20º & 23º w/ stiff NVS Hybrid Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge Ping i-Series Anser 35" Ogio Atlas Golf Bag TaylorMade Tour Red ball Location: southeastern Wisconsin Low 18: 79 (four times) Low 9: 36 Hdcp: 10.5 Aces: 1 |
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04-12-2007, 10:09 AM
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| I like 3, 6 & 9
__________________ "Golf takes us away from our everyday worries. It allows us to lose ourselves in the beauty of our natural surroundings. And it provides a serene setting for enjoying the camaraderie of our fellow players. No matter how good we get at it, golf always makes us strive to do better. In golf, as in life, there is no perfection, but we can always seek it. Golf constantly challenges us to aim farther, try harder, and be more than we are today. And really, what game could be better than that...?" |
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04-12-2007, 10:26 AM
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__________________ "Happiness is a long walk with a putter." - Greg Norman. Played: AL, AK, AR, CA, FL, GA, KY, LA, MD, MI, MS, NC, NV, NM, OR, SC, TN, VA, WA Location: Montgomery, Alabama, USA |
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04-12-2007, 05:57 PM
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| That's great, 
__________________ Callaway FT-i Tour Neutral 8.5* Accuflex Creation 65-X Nike Sumo 2 9.5* UST Proforce V2 76g-S r7 460 8.5* Grafalloy NT Prototype 65 X-Stiff r7 Tour Spoon Graffaloy Blue Stiff Titleist 975F 16.5* V2 85 X-Stiff Wilson Staff Hb5 17* Hybrid Rifle Flighted X-Stiff Mizuno MP-32 2 Iron True Temper S300 Mizuno MP-33 Irons True Temper S300 (3-PW) RAC TP True Temper 52* RAC TP 56* True Temper Scotty Cameron Studio Design #1   Location: New Mexico |
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04-14-2007, 07:04 AM
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| "Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are".-Larry The Cable Guy.
__________________ My Enemies! Cobra M-speed driver-10.5* Cleveland Launcher- 22* #7w. Cleveland Halo- 25* & 28* hybrids. Cobra 3400 I/XH irons- #5-G/W. MacGregor 56* S/W. Cleveland-CG12 60* L/W Knight Mallet putter Titleist DT So/Lo Walter Hagen Cart bag. ------------------------------------------------ "They call it GOLF 'cause, all the other 4-letter words were taken!!!"  ------------------------------------------------ I ALWAYS "birdie" at the 19th Hole!!!  |
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04-14-2007, 02:24 PM
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| Those are just priceless
__________________ Driver: Titleist 905R 10.5* Grafalloy Proto NT-Comp 3 Wood: Taylormade r7 TP HFS 15* Matrix XCon-7 5 Wood: Taylormade r7 st TP 18* TT TX-90 2i-pw: Taylormade Rac TP Combos 54*,60*: Titleist Vokey Spin Milled Putter: Scotty Cameron Pro Platinum Newport 2 |
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