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Old 04-12-2007, 09:40 AM
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Funny

Was reading through old e-mails there aand came across this one. Enjoy....


>>*TOP 10 - BEST GOLF CADDIE REMARKS*

>>

>>#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

>>Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

>>

>>#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

>>Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

>>

>>#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

>>Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

>>

>>#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

>>Caddy: "Eventually."

>>

>>#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

>>Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a

>>coincidence."

>>

>>#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too

>>much of

>>a distraction."

>>Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

>>

>>#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

>>Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

>>

>>#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

>>Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

>>

>>#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

>>Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

>>

>>and the #1 best caddy comment:

>>

>>Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

>>Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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Old 04-12-2007, 09:52 AM
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#6 is particularly good.
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Old 04-12-2007, 09:59 AM
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Great stuff! I can use these!!
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I like 3, 6 & 9
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Old 04-12-2007, 10:26 AM
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A friend of mine (who really doesn't play golf) was invited to play Valhalla in Louisville, Ky. and had to use a caddy. On the first tee, my friend took a huge swing at the ball and fell flat on his butt. Without even smiling, the caddy simply said, "Hmm. Aggressive."
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That's great,
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Those are just priceless
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