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    I want to feed Inga Hammond into a wood chipper.

    THE most annoying example of the "University of Anchorperson Head Movement" on the planet.

    Discuss.
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    I have a couple questions: How much Botox can the human face take? And, how long after a sex change operation does the voice start to change from a man's to a woman's? Otherwise, I have no answer for Inga Hammond.
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  3. I hate her face.:(
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    The Golf Channel. I'm beginning to hate it. The same thirty minute segments repeating throughout the day. Inga. Poor tourney coverage (this "Live From" crap is just crap). Inga. The 19th Hole (pure hell). Inga.

    Sigh...
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    I agree! Aside from actual golf footage, I can't really stand the GC any longer. Though I'm less than impressed with TNT's announcers too. Maybe us folks that are this into the game just don't need any fluff, we just need the meat and potatoes......with a tad bit of Creamer and Gulbis on the side for fun ;-)

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  6. What do you think Inga is chewing on as she is talking?
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  7. Agreed. CP

  8. I disagree. The Golf Channel team is unpretentious, thorough, and not nearly as obsessed with Tiger as they could be (though TGC programming as a whole has that problem). I briefly worked at a TV station and marvel at how good she is at putting together adlib intros & outros as well as just sounding professional on-air. She's not the most brilliant interviewer in the world, but compare her to anybody at ESPN in terms of level of questioning and general golf knowledge and she comes out on top.
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  9. On the subject of Golf Channel announcers, Vince Cellini is done. He could not come to an agreement on a contract. His last appearances are on Fore Inventors Only.
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  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by cabinessence View Post
    I disagree. The Golf Channel team is unpretentious, thorough, and not nearly as obsessed with Tiger as they could be (though TGC programming as a whole has that problem). I briefly worked at a TV station and marvel at how good she is at putting together adlib intros & outros as well as just sounding professional on-air. She's not the most brilliant interviewer in the world, but compare her to anybody at ESPN in terms of level of questioning and general golf knowledge and she comes out on top.
    She's not bad at her job, she just needs to take off the epileptic seizure mask and TALK to the camera. The cameraman has to use a .5 wide angle adapter for her closeups so the audience doesn't get motion sickness from her over-made up, ultra-bleached mannequin-style head bobbing all over the safe area.
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    stina sternberg on the other hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by niblick View Post
    stina sternberg on the other hand...
    Oh jes, tank you berry mooch...
    Don't forget Tina Mickelson. Yum.
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  13. Watched Live From last night and You're right. She moves her head way to much. She also talks like she has a mouth full of peanut butter-lips stuck to her teeth.


    She also blinks WAY to much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatCanadianGuy View Post
    Watched Live From last night and You're right. She moves her head way to much. She also talks like she has a mouth full of peanut butter-lips stuck to her teeth.


    She also blinks WAY to much.
    Animatronic Nicole Kidman on crack.
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  15. Not to speak ill of the dead, but Dick Schaap will always take the crown for blinking and head movements.
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