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  1. A dark and guilty secret!

    I have just pressed the evil PP button and commited myself to my "Ultimate Ho".

    I tortured myself on this one for a few weeks but eventually gave into tempation. This thing is pure evil. From when I first clapped eyes on it I HAD to have it. I have felt like Gollum and The Ring, it's been possessing me.

    Not even sure I want to play with it, just the obsession of owning it. It's the most cash I have ever dropped on a club and I probably won't get to see it for months but alas the deed is done, the wheels are in motion.

    My justification is some golf cash I have won this year, and on my windfall at Mr. Harrington's win at The Open. I even ran this one by Mrs. IG, that's how much it was pricking my conscience. She muttered something which I took as a green light. Will probably cost me a fortune next time she goes shopping!!

    As the transation is "in motion" and it involves another ST member it shall remain confidential. This particular member is an evil SoB, playing with me like a cat does with a mouse. :laugh:

    He kept PM'ing me with little additional titbits of infomation. He has hooked horns with the dark one, for sure.
    Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that? :shocked::shocked::shocked:

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    LOL... this has all the hallmarks of you graduating to a class A ho, in much the same way as a guy that dabbled with some weed once in a while is now a crack-head ... shameful, ever heard of mental fortitude ya jellyfish !!! .. oh congrats btw ... please reveal all in due course
    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

  3. #3
    I don't know who is more evil - the guy who teased you all this time with ever more tempting tidbits, or you, who have planted this seed of curiousity deep into our collective ho psyches.

    You expect us to wait for a month? Speculating as to the nature of this prize?

    You, sir, are a bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eracer View Post
    ...........You expect us to wait for a month? Speculating as to the nature of this prize?

    You, sir, are a bastard.
    LMAO .... hear hear !!
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  5. I hope you shit the bed again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiberianDVM View Post
    I hope you shit the bed again.
    And you roll around in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFF4i View Post
    And you roll around in it.
    And don't forget to pee...
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  8. Hmmm a mysterious HO, I suspect MG. But I always suspect MG when hoing is involved.
    If at first you don't suceed, spin around in circles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Pettman View Post
    Hmmm a mysterious HO, I suspect MG. But I always suspect MG when hoing is involved.
    Not guilty this time.
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by ManchesterGolfer View Post
    Not guilty this time.
    Shocking, i forgot that IG is over in the US quite often so the other person will be in the US or UK.
    If at first you don't suceed, spin around in circles.

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  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo View Post
    And don't forget to pee...
    Into your coffee cup. :laugh:
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  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by SiberianDVM View Post
    I hope you shit the bed again.

    I can always count on the GOOD Dr. for words of encouragement!..LOL
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  13. IG...are you helping wirehair restore his car?
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  14. Nice Newport IG.
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    saying nothing...
    Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that? :shocked::shocked::shocked:

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