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Old 02-09-2008, 06:39 PM
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Plane-arium Brainwashing (South Park)



FusionExcel’s Quantum Pendant is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield. The Quantum Pendant promotes positive flow of en¬ergy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore en¬ergy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant helps one to maintain health and well-being.

Usage
Wear it on a chain or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the pendant works outwardly and within the body. Out¬wardly scalar energy enhances the body’s biofield. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.

Health Benefits
Reduces inflammation
Promotes unclumping of cells
Enhances circulation
Enhances immune and endocrine systems
Has the ability to destroy viruses and bacteria
Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
Enhances cellular permeability
Increases energy
Helps to protect DNA from damage
Helps to retard the ageing process
Helps to fight cancer cells
Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health
Increases focus and concentration






This is in a FS ad on another golf forum, I found how they spelled en-ergy funny and reminded me of the episode of South Park when they visit the planetarium, but the dude always says "Plane-arium" as he studders. Of course he uses the planetarium to try to brainwash the town to help the revenue of said planetarium.

Just thought i'd share, i just noticed this post has no real point other than my observation.
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Old 02-10-2008, 11:37 AM
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You can get the same benefit carrying a shiny rock in your left pocket on alternate Tuesdays & Thursdays. It's true, I read it on the Internet so it's got to be true.

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It looks like an Oreo Cookie on a rope.
... and you guys made fun of me when I said I bought a Q-Link for the jewelry value that thing cost about $180 with shipping, cost twice as much and looks twice as rediculous, I can buy a whole bag of oreos for about $3 and a couple buck for string and make about 50 of them. If I lose my equilibrium and need to restore my nutrition, I can eat the cookie. Imagine what golfers would pay for my premium version, with a powerbar.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:20 PM
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. Imagine what golfers would pay for my premium version, with a powerbar.
A power bar!!!!! For Real!!!! Sign me up
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I have a stone that keeps leprechauns away.
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Old 02-11-2008, 07:41 AM
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I have a stone that keeps leprechauns away.
How does the stone work?...You throw it at them.


You know how I keep my wife away?..My LOOKS!
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:25 AM
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How does the stone work?...You throw it at them.
It emits special anti gravity rays that are only experienced by small green irish mythical creatures.
I sold two of them to one Irish man the other day, you know why he bought two....... "To be sure, To be sure"
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:43 PM
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I sold two of them to one Irish man the other day, you know why he bought two....... "To be sure, To be sure"
LOL. I love this forum.
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I'm totally making this thread my new homepage.
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It emits special anti gravity rays that are only experienced by small green irish mythical creatures.
I sold two of them to one Irish man the other day, you know why he bought two....... "To be sure, To be sure"
LOL....I love it..
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:03 AM
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LOL....I love it..
I aim to please.
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