Where's dave.?

[Eracer]

Been missing the old codger's nonsense lately.

[warbirdlover]

"dave's not here" (Cheech and Chong)

[LyleG]

Yeah, I really miss Dave. Deciphering his posts and trying to figure out just what exactly he was mad about really made my day. I guess the new job is eating up a lot of his time. I really hope he doesnt go away for good as a guy with his character simply cannot be replaced.

[SiberianDVM]

He's probably stalking Poulter, looking for fashion tips.

[JEFF4i]

Sitting in a 20 foot pit in Rock's basement with a bottle of lotion.

[eclark53520]

IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD

[Eracer]

OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

[eclark53520]

IT PUTS THE JOE DIRT IN THE HOLE!!

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

IT PUTS THE JOE DIRT IN THE HOLE!!

Okayyyyyy......Eracer is backing slowly away from eclark.

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

IT PUTS THE JOE DIRT IN THE HOLE!!

I gots da poo on me.

[eclark53520]

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by eclark53520

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Eracer turns around and runs as fast as his stubby little legs will carry him...

[dave.]

OOh, I'm being stalked by some internet limp wristers.

I've started a new job, so I've been away learning stuff, and on hols for the next 2 weeks. Then back to normal and will be back. Didn't help destroying both my own and the companies laptop (one got tea spilt in it one dropped).

Plus I fell off a ladder and sprained my wrist so haven't swung a club for 2 weeks, and usually when this happens I go into denial, I can't discuss golf, go into forums, speak to a golfer, read a mag, nothing, unless I can swing myself. Its golf OCD I think, not unlike Eracers panty fixation, just not as bad.

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by dave.

OOh, I'm being stalked by some internet limp wristers.

I've started a new job, so I've been away learning stuff, and on hols for the next 2 weeks. Then back to normal and will be back. Didn't help destroying both my own and the companies laptop (one got tea spilt in it one dropped).

Plus I fell off a ladder and sprained my wrist so haven't swung a club for 2 weeks, and usually when this happens I go into denial, I can't discuss golf, go into forums, speak to a golfer, read a mag, nothing, unless I can swing myself. Its golf OCD I think, not unlike Eracers panty fixation, just not as bad.

And here I thought you'd become a man and joined the French Foreign Legion.

[dave.]

We had this discussion at work recently. I discovered I would have sex with a man for as little as £50,000. Thats not bad considering Mad Mick from the warehouse would have sex with a dog for £200

I've just hit half a bucket, first balls in 3 weeks, and can only swing at ahlf power due to wrist. I creamed every one, timed it great. Lesson there I think