Originally Posted by Kilted Arab
The Ant & Dec Ryder Cup?
Givemeabreak!
Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that? :shocked::shocked::shocked:
Then again I wouldn't mind givin Catherine Zeta Jones a line ..... or a fast breaker![]()
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
I kinda think I can work out most euphimisms, Davie-boy, but ye've lost me there!Originally Posted by Dave Ireland
Are you saying you'd shag her?
Originally Posted by Kilted Arab
... succinct and to the point Kilted !! ... I like the idea of matchplay with her ... getting one up and holding on ...
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
take her to the practice range, and before playing around with her, she could hold yer baw bag while you got warmed up.Originally Posted by Dave Ireland
Naw, but seriously - she seems to like auld geezers, so mibbees ye have a shout!
KAOriginally Posted by Kilted Arab
You've finally grasped the concept of Shag Bag!
Knowing Dave he would shoot millions that day, with most of his time on the greens trying to put his ball in the hole.rop:
Doctors say that you should eat 5 pieces of fruit or veg a day to remain healthy. Last week I ate 5 mouldy plums and that night I shat the bed. What's healthy about that? :shocked::shocked::shocked:
LMAO... at youse 2 slapheads ... I don't like the way this thread is going ...I'll fackin give ya auld geezer Kilted !!! .... I'm invoking the "opt out" clause in my shottalk contract ... this thread is dead![]()
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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