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Old 09-18-2008, 09:27 PM
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Golf balls...ouch!
Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets
full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "Its golf balls".

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at
him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had
said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her
curiosity any longer, she asked;

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:30 PM
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:12 PM
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:14 PM
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LMAO----I can recognize a straight line when I see one but I did not see the punch line coming. GOOD ONE
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Old 09-19-2008, 08:36 AM
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lmao, fantastic!
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:01 AM
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The proper response to her question would have been "Well, I wouldn't want you to lick my elbow!"
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:06 AM
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The proper response to her question would have been "Well, I wouldn't want you to lick my elbow!"
OR "the only thing that soothes the pain is saliva...could you help me out?"
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:16 AM
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Good one.
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