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02-01-2006, 01:56 PM
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| What would you do? Golf Digest published a survey recently that indicated that about 1/3 of men and women would give up sex for one year to get to play one round of Golf at Augusta National. This would be a much easier decision if they had specified, sex with your spouse.  So what would you do? I mean, it is Augusta.
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02-01-2006, 02:02 PM
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02-01-2006, 04:39 PM
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02-01-2006, 04:49 PM
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| It would take alot to get me to abstain from sex. ALOT. Maybe 2 weeks in New Zealand, golf every other day at different courses, travel, meals and accomodations included, I would start to think about it. Does "sex" imply only intercourse? I need some ground rules on this.  One round at August? Maybe if I got to pee off the clubhouse roof onto Hootie's car. Then maybe. R35
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02-01-2006, 05:11 PM
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| A year? No problem.....I'm married so I've been in training for something like this for a long time......where do I sign up? |
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02-01-2006, 05:17 PM
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| I am with Sling on this one
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02-01-2006, 08:05 PM
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A year? WTF? For 5 hours at Augusta? They don't have naked chicks that wash your balls for you or free beer. It's just a golf course. I would LOVE to see the reaction from your better half if she saw that statement. Two sides to every equation. Even with sex, if you can believe it! I'm surprised at anyone that would answer yes, I really am. It's your choice, of course, it just surprises me. To each his/her own. R35
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02-01-2006, 08:37 PM
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| I would  But i think i'm in a slightly different position
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02-01-2006, 08:38 PM
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 Seriously, dude, 1/3 of men and women golfers can't be all wrong....  |
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02-01-2006, 08:55 PM
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02-01-2006, 10:27 PM
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| Rock are you married? I know there is no kids... don't try and pull that crap that having a dog is like a kid, that's the biggest piece of BS I've ever heard. We'll ask you that question once you've been married for > 5 years and have a little one running around |
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02-01-2006, 10:34 PM
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| Roger that. However, the "masculine" question longs to be addressed. Guys need to have sex. It's in our nature, literally. We strive to spread our seed. I'm thinking a few weeks or even months is alot shorter than a year. Unless you have a good looking mail carrier.... Does the question say "give up sex with your wife/gf/bf/significant other?" I'm also not using the dog as a crutch, i never would. Unless I fart, then it's totally his fault... R35
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02-01-2006, 10:45 PM
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| You are all nuts. Even if you gave the condition that you couldn't masturbate along with any kind of intercourse, I'd do it no problem. Sling has it correct, "Where do I sign up?" We aren't talking about Pebble Beach here, or the Old Course. BOTH of those you can just pay to play. We are talking about Augusta National. You just can't get a tee time there. You absolutely NEED to know somebody, and the folks you need to know are usually way, way, way, way, way above your station. The easiest way to get a tee time there is to qualify through winning the publinks. You'd need to have some game to start thinking about qualifying for a tee time. Now, if you threw in nocturnal emissions, where you basically have no control over it, then it'd be a bit tough to do the year. But if we are only including ejaculates that we can control happening, then a years' time without them would be absolutely no problem to do for a tee time at Augusta. Some of you folks may need to rethink your priorities... |
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