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Old 02-05-2005, 12:57 AM
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GOLF MADE EASY

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

"I wish I could play my normal game...just once."

"Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls."

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers... neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play;it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the"gimme putt", you might wish to reconsider this game.

Achieving a certain level of success in golf is only important if you can finally enjoy the level you've reached after you've reached it.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers... they shoot a six, yell fore and write five.

Swing easy. Hit hard.

If you find yourself pleased that you locate more balls in the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally wrong and your personality might not be right for golf ... it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates your business.

Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand?

"The greatest sound in golf is the Woosh, Woosh, Woosh, of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway"
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very funny...especially the last one!
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I have a tie where it says:
"Golf is better than sex:
- You can do it 18 times
- You can do it alone
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What a great GOLF IS
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I have a tie where it says:
"Golf is better than sex:
- You can do it 18 times
- You can do it alone
Where did you get that tie? I want one!
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Old 02-06-2005, 12:26 AM
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I bought it about 8 years ago in NYC in a cloth department.... Can't remember which, but it was the only tie left.

Here are some pics
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:07 AM
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Sweeeeeeet

Dude that is a seriously sweeeeeeeeeet tie!
I wear a tie about twice a year, depends on how many weddings I have to go to. But to own that one would be great. I bought one for a Christmas party/dance I went to back in Nov. It has Santa on it swinging a club. Walmart special, I think it was $9.99 Cnd. so it is not silk
I always wanted to dress up like Hagen and head to the course some day to play a round with the boys, just to see what they would say. Might be on the agenda this year.
Don't toss that tie out, it is a work of art!
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I prefer my tie that says "Enjoy life, eat out more often" and has a picture of stickpeople 69'ing.

Gotta love gag gifts from friends!
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