No wonder golf is so hard

[mediaguru]

You take a round ball and try to hit it square. You take a wood that isn't wood, it's metal and try to hit the round ball square. You try to hit the wood that isn't made of wood on the screws....but there are no screws.

I could go on.

[MJonGolf]

And after a hard winter, we sometimes have to putt on a green that isn't green.

[Loop]

On the tee box, you hit the ball with your chauffeur.