Women on the golf course.

[The master]

Women at my golf course ar slow. And at times I would even say they slightly annoy me.

Does anyone else find the same


Discuss openly.

[DaveE]

There were three women walking behind our foursome on Saturday for our first 18 holes. They kept up all day and if we had been any slower we would have needed to let them play through. And we were in carts.

Women are not the problem, inconsiderate hacks are the problem.

[Bravo]

On our course, the biggest problem speedwise is the couples groups. It seems that when husbands and wives play together, they just cannot play with any sense of speed.

You get behind a group of hard core women golfers though - not playing with men - and it is not uncommon for them to sprint off and leave you....

After all, they are teeing off 100 yards up, hit a decent drive out there about 180 - they are up at the 280 mark before you know it.

Not a problem at our place either...

[Loop]

Women aren't the problem, on the contrary, they play quite well and speedily. I'd welcome them in my foursome anytime

[Slingblade61]

I'm suprised he didn't spell it, "wimin"

[The master]

Originally Posted by Slingblade61

I'm suprised he didn't spell it, "wimin"

I was angry yesterday. We are getting inot the week more I have to delete the original post.

[MAHALLEDAY]

Originally Posted by The master

DISCRIMINATION!....DISCRIMINATION!....DISCRIMINATI ON!....DISCRIMINATION!....

Ok I think the following about women on the gofl course.

#they are slow
#they are moaney
#96% are as good as my pet dog
#they should be kept indoors cooking and doing housework
#they have conversations about how much the prices are in supermarkets on the green
#they wont play if it is cold
#they get there own freaking day at are course!
#they take up one day on tourism week, when i could be getting cut
#they find open mixed competitoons fun?
#they all have powkadyys powered carts
#there handicaps go up to 36
#there yearly fees are cheaper than mens
#they have a ladies lounge
#they can't carry it onto most fairways
#some of them in double digits buy prov's?
#they ask juniors if they can play thorugh I usually tell them to f up


Maybe I'm just old fashion.

AND HE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny I know more guys that play that way than I do women.

[The master]

Originally Posted by MAHALLEDAY

Funny I know more guys that play that way than I do women.

Men like that would just get laughed at on are course.

[Rockford35]

As long as a person knows the rules, knows their limits and shows courtesy, i'm happy to have them out golfing any day of the week. And, if they don't, take it apon yourself as a knowledgeable golfer to tell them otherwise. More than likely it will graciously accepted more than it would be frowned apon.

There's nothing I hate more than someone that comes down on someone just out having a good time.

Frankly Master, if you can't accept that, you are truely a fool.

You weren't a 3 handicap your whole life, you know. Remember that the next time you see some "old crappy woman with a 36 handicap" out on the course.

R35

[The master]

That's not what I mean I play with people who are maybe 36 handicappers and have a great time and I have no problem.

What I mean is the way well at my course they think they own course. If you see my list it is mainly about the way they act.

Not all but I find must are stick up.

I really enjoy watching my firends having a good time on the course and at the end of the day that's what it is about fun.

I haven't had a fun round in months I hate golf most of the time it has reduced me to tears it has most myself and parents a lot of money. And I think the only reason I'm still playing is the competitive edge I hate to lose. Sorry for getting a bit OT.


And I probably am a fool.

[Slingblade61]

Maybe you should take up bowling.

devloping a hatred for the game and for 'wimin' at such an early age is bad for you in so many ways. Most men don't get to this until their 3rd anniversary.

You could do a bowling site......I'll even give you the name.....





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LMAO!

(god, I crack myself up sometimes)

(hey, that name would work for a golf site too....nevermind)

[The master]

Originally Posted by Slingblade61

Maybe you should take up bowling.

devloping a hatred for the game and for 'wimin' at such an early age is bad for you in so many ways. Most men don't get to this until their 3rd anniversary.

You know me you know the score. Keep them satisfied in bed and they wont bother your golf.

Most women in general are fine, but just more off them are anoyying on the course than men. I don't think so off them know who I am unlike the men they are sh!t scared off me.

I love the game and practice a lot though at time it just annoys me so much at tiems. I will never quit I take back what I said.



Also is this nation hate Master day in USA so that's why you are all off work.

[The master]

Originally Posted by Slingblade61

(god, I crack myself up sometimes)

That's wh ywe are both sad bastards people who laugh at their own jokes are sad and I find mine funny and so do you.

Anyway here about micheal jackson callnig in sick for the trial. Well afterall he did look a bit pale for African American.

[Golfbum]

Originally Posted by The master

DISCRIMINATION!....DISCRIMINATION!....DISCRIMINATI ON!....DISCRIMINATION!....

Ok I think the following about women on the gofl course.

#they are slow
#they are moaney
#96% are as good as my pet dog
#they should be kept indoors cooking and doing housework
#they have conversations about how much the prices are in supermarkets on the green
#they wont play if it is cold
#they get there own freaking day at are course!
#they take up one day on tourism week, when i could be getting cut
#they find open mixed competitoons fun?
#they all have powkadyys powered carts
#there handicaps go up to 36
#there yearly fees are cheaper than mens
#they have a ladies lounge
#they can't carry it onto most fairways
#some of them in double digits buy prov's?
#they ask juniors if they can play thorugh I usually tell them to f up


Maybe I'm just old fashion.

AND HE HAS A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No you are not old fashioned, you are friggin outdated and a male chauvinist. I have golfed with lots of women and found most to be fairly quick and courteous. Never once have I seen a lady walk around the green 5 times while lining up a 4 foot putt. I have never seen one down on her knees lining up a 3 foot putt. Or standing in the fairway tossing grass to figure out which way a 5 MPH breeze is blowing.
Personally I think your attitude towards women golfers sucks, and if you think women should be in the kitchen then buddy you won't be married in my time!
Or maybe, just maybe somewhere along the line you have been BEATEN by a woman while playing against her on the golf course?? Take your game to the LPGA and see how many of those ladies are HACKS!
As for handicaps, are there not male golfers with handicaps up to 40?
Change your attitude towards women and you might have a chance of getting a date in the future! JMO

[Golfbum]

Originally Posted by rockford35

As long as a person knows the rules, knows their limits and shows courtesy, i'm happy to have them out golfing any day of the week. And, if they don't, take it apon yourself as a knowledgeable golfer to tell them otherwise. More than likely it will graciously accepted more than it would be frowned apon.

There's nothing I hate more than someone that comes down on someone just out having a good time.

Frankly Master, if you can't accept that, you are truely a fool.

You weren't a 3 handicap your whole life, you know. Remember that the next time you see some "old crappy woman with a 36 handicap" out on the course.

R35

And he won't be a 3 handicap anytime soon! He forgets that as he gets older his game will slowly go down hill and he will then fit right in with the WIMMIN with those 36 handicaps!
I doubt if anyone posting on here plays PRO GOLF, so why not just let amateurs be amateurs. We are out there to enjoy the game, the company and the fresh air.
Oh by the way, if WIMMIN are a pain in the arse on the course then why is the R&A talking about allowing them to enter The Open Championship? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm