Move Over Michelle Wie, Here Comes Bri!!!

[Mors Ab Alto]

Alright, first off let me say I have been away from the site (and an internet-capable computer) for almost 6 weeks, and it's good to be back. While I was gone, I had my wife record Big Break VI for me, and I have to say I am thoroughly and unequivicably in lust with Bri. Am I the only one?

I'm not sure if there has already been a poll conducted on this subject, but I figured I would toss this question out and see who bites. The worst/best/worst part about my new infatuation is that now, the newly 17 year old Ms. Wie is second on my golf wife candidacy list, with Gulbis lagging behind in 3rd, followed by Creamer and Salma Hayek (I don't know if she plays but who cares).

BEWARE: Pervs who wear glass trenchcoats shouldn't cast stones!!!

[Sandpiper3]

I havent seen BB6 yet... so i cant comment on that....

I think you need a little help there joeysdaddy.....

[EDSGolf]

I think we need some pics of this Bri you speak of???

[clint]

[warbirdlover]

No way. She can't come close to #1 Creamer and #2 Gulbis. Wei is jail bait!! And too skinny.

[EDSGolf]

She's Brilicious.

[ezra76]

She's about an 8 in my book, the fact that she's a total b!tch brings her down to a 2 though.

[SiberianDVM]

I thought Sarah had the best swing of the bunch, but those big gums, ugh.

[ezra76]

She's a biotch too. She really seems to enjoy the misery of the others too much. Can't remember thier names but I liked the girl who had the extra driver and the one who was Albert's partner the best. That show cracks me up, that guy Kelly is a trip, so ****y but I think he's on another level than everyone else. Alberts got a short game but I don't think that cross-handed style will hold up when the long ball becomes a necessity.

[JEFF4i]

Ezra, what makes Bri a bitch? That she wanted to ditch Kelly? He's good, but I don't blame her at the point, he's good but it's going to run out eventually(i.e. that beautiful chip shot).

I like Albert, Jeff(not just because of the name, but that's a lot of it), Bri, and that girl who was with Albert.

Honestly though, seeing some of their shots, made me laugh...my ass off. I mean, these guys played in the U.S. Open and such, I understand a missed shot, but that bad?

[ezra76]

It wasn't just that, it's her whole attitude. Just not my type at all. Yeah those guys hit some pretty crap shots there. That massive pull-hook 4iron, what the hell was that? Then he starts blaming it on the other guys pressuring him, come on dude, I suck and I never hit a shot that far offline, maybe a driver once in great while. Then that shot Kelly hit, what the hell was that? What was he trying, a full flop from a fluffy lie with a 60-04 or what? He's a show off type but I'll put my $ on him, he is definitely a "Swashbuckler".

[warbirdlover]

I got that same feeling about Sarah. She's a smart ass. Same thoughts on the gums and also the extremely wide hips (good for childbirth).

[Mors Ab Alto]

Alright, as far as whether or not Bri is a biznatch, I can't say. Just because she didn't feel like she and Kelly made a good team and decided to drop him, I don't think that speaks negatively of her. I still think she's the hottest girl on the show.

I have a thing for girls who play golf. It adds an extra 1.5 to the scale if you know what I mean. A girl who is good at poker gets an extra 1 point, and Asians get another point. I actually find all of the girls at least somewhat attractive, at least more than I normally would if they didn't play golf. Even Albert's big girl partner.

I am rooting for Bri and Albert. Who do you like?

[JEFF4i]

Bri and Albert.

And Kelly's lie was clean and sitting up. But that's exactly it, if you know that, take a different club(more bounce), or choke up. Or, if you plan on going under the ball, give that thing a nice full swing and take it in high.

And the 4 iron into OB, give me a break!

[atlgolfer]

I like Albert too, just because he's swing is homemade like mine (well most of it anyway) and I like that girl from Hawaii.