not so good birthday

[goatster]

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that
morning.


I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and
say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.


As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
Birthday."


I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.


My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for

the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,
Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.


I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's
the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"


We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined =
instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane =
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to
the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's
go to my apartment."


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I'm going to step into
the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens
of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".


And I just sat there...


On the couch...


Naked

[Scotty01292]

Seems like the sort of thing that could only happen to certain members on here... You know who you are...

[SiberianDVM]

But did she say anything about your boner?

[Eracer]

Anyone else see "The Aristocrats"?

That scene is a perfect setup for that joke.

[Jules150]

wow, thats a joke right?

[warbirdlover]

If that really happened I want to know the rest of the story!! If not that's cruel to do to your shot talk friends.

[Andy_79]

Brilliant !

I hope for the sake of your marriage that it IS a joke, though....

[Bravo]

WBL - I think you and Andy have taken it hook, line and sinker....

[JEFF4i]

Oh man, if that were to happen the load of grief you'd take would be enough to crush the strongest of men!

[Loop]

Heard that before...

[demon]

LOL, sounds like something stupid like my dad would do. I would never think about cheating on my wife unless she was really ugly.

[goatster]

yes it was something sent to me by my sister.i was copy and pasting a few of these and forgot the disclaimer.my birthday is not for a few months.

if it was April id say A.F. but i just forgot to mention it was a joke.

soory if you thought it actualy happened to me.

[warbirdlover]

LOL, sounds like something stupid like my dad would do. I would never think about cheating on my wife unless she was really ugly.

demon

They all get ugly when they get older (just like us) so that's not a good reason. I wouldn't cheat unless she did first. (First two wives gave me lot's of opportunities, current wife of 26 years is a gem).

[SiberianDVM]

Sorry, goatster, too late. You will forever be known as NBM: Naked Boner Man.

[warbirdlover]

Sorry, goatster, too late. You will forever be known as NBM: Naked Boner Man.



SiberianDVM

DIVORCED Naked Boner Man!!