Home Forum Links Directory Get your product reviewed Golf Shoes Pro Shop Arcade
Go Back   Shot Talk - Golf Forum > Golf Discussion > Shot Talk
Register Gallery FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
 
iTrader: (0)
#1 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 03:45 PM
goatster's Avatar
Honeywagon Hacker
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,955
goatster is on a distinguished road
not so good birthday

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that
morning.


I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and
say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.


As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
Birthday."


I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.


My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for

the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.


As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,
Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had
remembered.


I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's
the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"


We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined =
instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane =
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to
the office, do we?"


I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's
go to my apartment."


After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I'm going to step into
the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."


"Ok." I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens
of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".


And I just sat there...


On the couch...


Naked
__________________
TS Renagade 9* Black Avenger Stiff the FT-3 has been added to a friends bag so the decision is made for me.
TM R7TP 13* Diamana Red Board 73g
TM Mid Rescue 2 16*

TM Mid Rescue 3 19*
Callaway X-18 5-p
TM RAC Chrome 50*/6
TM RAC Black 54*
Nike Chromed Forged 58*
Odyssey White Hot Rossie
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#2 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 04:03 PM
Scotty01292's Avatar
Mmmmmmmm..... Cake.......
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 789
Images: 1
Scotty01292 is on a distinguished road
Seems like the sort of thing that could only happen to certain members on here... You know who you are...
__________________
Mizuno MX-560 10.5*, Stock Exsar Reg
Benross V6 Escape 17*, Aldila NV Reg
Mizuno CLK Fli-Hi 20*, Aldila NV Reg
Srixon I-506 4-PW, Nippon Stiff Steel Excl. 6
Mizuno MP T Raw Haze 51*, 56*, 60*
Callaway Bobby Jones BJ-7 33"

Handicap: 10.0
Low 9 Holes: 32 (3 Under)
Low Round: 67 (Par 66)
Low Tourney Round: 74 (Par 68)
Career Eagles: 1
Career Aces: 0
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#3 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 04:07 PM
SiberianDVM's Avatar
not just for dinner
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 5,698
SiberianDVM is on a distinguished road
But did she say anything about your boner?
__________________
Cobra Speed Pro S 10.5° Speeder
Tour Edge Exotics CB1 15°, 18° UST ProForce V2
Nickent 3DX Ironwood DC 20° UST ProForce V2
Hogan Apex FTX 4-E
Hogan Carnoustie 52°, 60°
Yes! Tracy (on double secret probation)
Maxfli Tour Fire

Low Tournament score: 79
Tournament Wins: 6
Current USGA Index: -10.1
Frick! I'm getting worse!
Augusta, GA

Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (6)
#4 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 04:25 PM
Eracer's Avatar
Brown-Chickin-Brown-Cow!
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,960
Images: 3
Eracer is on a distinguished road
Anyone else see "The Aristocrats"?

That scene is a perfect setup for that joke.
__________________
"Have you ever noticed how anyone driving slower than you is an idiot? And anyone driving faster than you is a MANIAC!" - George Carlin

HiBore XL 10.5º w/ProLaunch Red
Mizuno F50 4-wood w/OEM graphite
Baffler 3/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
Baffler 4/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
Baffler 5/R w/Nippon NS950Pro
MacGregor MT 5-PW w/Nippon NS950GH
Eidolon 52º
Vokey SM 58-12 (bent to 56-10)

Guerin-Rife 2-Bar Hybrid Blade (for real this time....)
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#5 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 04:42 PM
Jules150's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 628
Jules150 is on a distinguished road
wow, thats a joke right?
__________________
905r nv
Bridgestone 15 vs proto
Adam Idea 18 vs proto
Rac Lt 3-pw
Rac black 52 and 58
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#6 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 05:46 PM
warbirdlover's Avatar
Ender of all threads
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,535
warbirdlover is on a distinguished road
If that really happened I want to know the rest of the story!! If not that's cruel to do to your shot talk friends.
__________________
What's In the Bag
Ping G10 10.5º w/ reg TFC 129D
Maltby KE4 3-wood 14º w/ stiff BB Solutions 130
Nickent 3DX DC Ironwood 20º & 23º w/ stiff NVS Hybrid
Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH
Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider putter 33"
Ogio Atlas Golf Bag
Bridgestone B330 ball

Location: southeastern Wisconsin
Low 18: 79 (four times)
Low 9: 36
Hdcp: 12.0
Aces: 1
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#7 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 06:03 PM
Andy_79's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,157
Andy_79 is on a distinguished road
Brilliant !

I hope for the sake of your marriage that it IS a joke, though....
__________________
"Golf takes us away from our everyday worries. It allows us to lose ourselves in the beauty of our natural surroundings. And it provides a serene setting for enjoying the camaraderie of our fellow players.
No matter how good we get at it, golf always makes us strive to do better. In golf, as in life, there is no perfection, but we can always seek it. Golf constantly challenges us to aim farther, try harder, and be more than we are today. And really, what game could be better than that...?"
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#8 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 06:38 PM
Bravo's Avatar
Administrator
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 5,821
Bravo is on a distinguished road
WBL - I think you and Andy have taken it hook, line and sinker....
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (1)
#9 (permalink)  
Old 11-28-2006, 10:19 PM
JEFF4i's Avatar
PACE OF PLAY IS A RULE!!!
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 8,528
JEFF4i is on a distinguished road
Oh man, if that were to happen the load of grief you'd take would be enough to crush the strongest of men!
__________________
Callaway FT-i Tour Neutral 8.5* Accuflex Creation 65-X
Nike Sumo 2 9.5* UST Proforce V2 76g-S
r7 460 8.5* Grafalloy NT Prototype 65 X-Stiff
r7 Tour Spoon Graffaloy Blue Stiff
Titleist 975F 16.5* V2 85 X-Stiff
Wilson Staff Hb5 17* Hybrid Rifle Flighted X-Stiff
Mizuno MP-32 2 Iron True Temper S300
Mizuno MP-33 Irons True Temper S300 (3-PW)
RAC TP True Temper 52*
RAC TP 56* True Temper
Scotty Cameron Studio Design #1


Location: New Mexico
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#10 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 06:36 AM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,418
Loop is on a distinguished road
Heard that before...
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#11 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 08:55 AM
demon's Avatar
Hybrids are for girls
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,220
demon is on a distinguished road
LOL, sounds like something stupid like my dad would do. I would never think about cheating on my wife unless she was really ugly.
__________________
Titleist 905R 9.5* Fujikura Speeder stiff tipped 1" 44"
Titleist 904F 15* Fujikura Speeder Stiff tipped 1"
2-PW Mizuno MP-33 TT DG X100
54* Callaway X-Tour Vintage DG X100
60* Callaway X-Tour Vintage bent to 59* DG X100
Taylormade Rossa Daytona 1
Titleist Pro V1X

USGA Handicap: +1.27
Location: Carrollton, TX
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#12 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 09:33 AM
goatster's Avatar
Honeywagon Hacker
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,955
goatster is on a distinguished road
yes it was something sent to me by my sister.i was copy and pasting a few of these and forgot the disclaimer.my birthday is not for a few months.

if it was April id say A.F. but i just forgot to mention it was a joke.

soory if you thought it actualy happened to me.
__________________
TS Renagade 9* Black Avenger Stiff the FT-3 has been added to a friends bag so the decision is made for me.
TM R7TP 13* Diamana Red Board 73g
TM Mid Rescue 2 16*

TM Mid Rescue 3 19*
Callaway X-18 5-p
TM RAC Chrome 50*/6
TM RAC Black 54*
Nike Chromed Forged 58*
Odyssey White Hot Rossie
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#13 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 09:38 AM
warbirdlover's Avatar
Ender of all threads
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,535
warbirdlover is on a distinguished road
Quote:
LOL, sounds like something stupid like my dad would do. I would never think about cheating on my wife unless she was really ugly.

demon
They all get ugly when they get older (just like us) so that's not a good reason. I wouldn't cheat unless she did first. (First two wives gave me lot's of opportunities, current wife of 26 years is a gem).
__________________
What's In the Bag
Ping G10 10.5º w/ reg TFC 129D
Maltby KE4 3-wood 14º w/ stiff BB Solutions 130
Nickent 3DX DC Ironwood 20º & 23º w/ stiff NVS Hybrid
Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH
Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider putter 33"
Ogio Atlas Golf Bag
Bridgestone B330 ball

Location: southeastern Wisconsin
Low 18: 79 (four times)
Low 9: 36
Hdcp: 12.0
Aces: 1
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#14 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 10:02 AM
SiberianDVM's Avatar
not just for dinner
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 5,698
SiberianDVM is on a distinguished road
Sorry, goatster, too late. You will forever be known as NBM: Naked Boner Man.

__________________
Cobra Speed Pro S 10.5° Speeder
Tour Edge Exotics CB1 15°, 18° UST ProForce V2
Nickent 3DX Ironwood DC 20° UST ProForce V2
Hogan Apex FTX 4-E
Hogan Carnoustie 52°, 60°
Yes! Tracy (on double secret probation)
Maxfli Tour Fire

Low Tournament score: 79
Tournament Wins: 6
Current USGA Index: -10.1
Frick! I'm getting worse!
Augusta, GA

Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
Reply With Quote
 
iTrader: (0)
#15 (permalink)  
Old 11-29-2006, 11:42 AM
warbirdlover's Avatar
Ender of all threads
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,535
warbirdlover is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Sorry, goatster, too late. You will forever be known as NBM: Naked Boner Man.



SiberianDVM
DIVORCED Naked Boner Man!!
__________________
What's In the Bag
Ping G10 10.5º w/ reg TFC 129D
Maltby KE4 3-wood 14º w/ stiff BB Solutions 130
Nickent 3DX DC Ironwood 20º & 23º w/ stiff NVS Hybrid
Ping S59 3-PW w/ stiff Nippon PRO 950GH
Titleist Vokey Spin Milled 56º wedge
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider putter 33"
Ogio Atlas Golf Bag
Bridgestone B330 ball

Location: southeastern Wisconsin
Low 18: 79 (four times)
Low 9: 36
Hdcp: 12.0
Aces: 1
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Buying golf clubs on good vs. bad days - Nike's cci irons papperlapub Shot Talk 2 04-23-2007 07:44 AM
Golf Brand Perception 2 hypergolf Equipment talk 59 03-26-2007 09:26 PM
Winn G8, bad; GP New Decade MultiCompound, good chemboy2 Equipment reviews 25 01-13-2007 12:17 PM
ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!! IrishGolfer No golf for you! 4 09-23-2005 07:22 PM
Good Round? Youngun5 Shot Talk 1 03-07-2005 08:45 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:24 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC8
Copyright © 2004 -2008 shottalk.com