Sign of the Apocalypse...

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 03:37 PM

I had to take down the indoor net, put away the clubs and put some pants on because the wife is having a Duran Duran Party tonight with all her girlfriends. :faintthud

Yes, the world is coming to an end.....

R35

**The master** · 03-25-2005 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by rockford35

I had to take down the indoor net, put away the clubs and put some pants on because the wife is having a Duran Duran Party tonight with all her girlfriends. :faintthud

Yes, the world is coming to an end.....

R35

And were will you be during this party?

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 03:50 PM

Playing poker and drinking away the ills effects of this situation....

"To oblivion, and beyond!!"

R35

**The master** · 03-25-2005 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by rockford35

Playing poker and drinking away the ills effects of this situation....

"To oblivion, and beyond!!"

R35

By yourself? And online poker for money?

**Bravo** · 03-25-2005 03:54 PM

That is so cool that she is having a Duran Duran party.

You have a good one there man. Hold on to that one...

Also a good excuse for you to go out and get good and plastered.

**Slingblade61** · 03-25-2005 03:54 PM

Why is her party moving into YOUR basement?

Where are your balls man?!

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 03:55 PM

Nope, with the other lads that are the better halves of the ladies that will be over tonight.

Gran Turismo 4 might be on the agenda too. But mostly poker and beers. Mostly beers.

R35

**The master** · 03-25-2005 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by rockford35

Gran Turismo 4 might be on the agenda too.

R35

Ahh I am addicted to this game I play it for 5 hours a day and got to 16% complete last night it is so long.

**cyberious** · 03-25-2005 04:03 PM

OK quick follow these instructions...
1. run over to your golf bag
2. remove your 4 iron
3. throttle yourself until you collapse
4. if you regain consciousness quickly repeat step 3.

The Sturgeon General has determined that if you are exposed to Duran Duran for too long your large intestine may leap up into your head and wrap around your brain strangling it.

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Slingblade61

Why is her party moving into YOUR basement?

Where are your balls man?!

My balls are in my golf bag....literally and figuritively... :(

R35

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by cyberious

OK quick follow these instructions...
1. run over to your golf bag
2. remove your 4 iron
3. throttle yourself until you collapse
4. if you regain consciousness quickly repeat step 3.

The Sturgeon General has determined that if you are exposed to Duran Duran for too long your large intestine may leap up into your head and wrap around your brain strangling it.

Ok, i've gone through step 3 4 times.....bleeding alot, but I still have to leave tonight because there is a Duran Duran party in my basement tonight.

Your advice didn't work....got the kink out of my back, but i'm still suffering...

R35

**The master** · 03-25-2005 04:09 PM

I have the master plan. You have been left with no other option but to go to astrip club, that's the first thing I would do all joking aside.

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 04:10 PM

The strip club here is full of sick, sick women.

If I wanted to see that, i'd go to the zoo.

R35

**The master** · 03-25-2005 04:13 PM

What is your maxium range if the threshold is good enough it is worth the trip, I will get the phone book and make calls. There has to be some quality stip clubs in town.

**Rockford35** · 03-25-2005 04:16 PM

Nope. There's only one. And it's a dive.

Plus, if your mom's not on the stage tonight, what's the point?

R35

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