LOL....Wie...from "The Onion"....

[Rockford35]

Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Compete In LPGA Tournament
November 30, 2006 | Onion Sports


HONOLULU—In an announcement that has rocked the world of professional golf, longtime men's golfer Michelle Wie said Monday that she is planning to participate in the LPGA's season-opening SBS Open next February, which would make her the first woman to enter such an event since 32 women competed in the ADT Championship last weekend.

"I have accomplished everything I am capable of accomplishing on the men's tour," said Wie, who finished second-to-last and missed the cut by 17 strokes in the men's Casio World Open earlier this month.

"I'm looking for a real challenge—one within reasonable limits that I actually have a legitimate chance of surmounting. This will inspire girls everywhere to break society's barriers and begin playing sports against other females."

Wie, however, said that while she had achieved a comfort zone on the men's tour, she is worried that the women of the LPGA will regard her with coldness, anger, and resentment for trying to join their tour.

LOL....Gold!

R35

[warbirdlover]

PERFECT!!:

[HighTopFade]

Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[Bravo]

Love the Onion and love the post!!!

[Sandpiper3]

Lol, the ladies of the LPGA already think less of her, the only way she'll get back the respect is to get Annika like status in less time then it takes to say Stacy Prammanasudh.

[Loop]

Originally Posted by Sandpiper3

Lol, the ladies of the LPGA already think less of her, the only way she'll get back the respect is to get Annika like status in less time then it takes to say Stacy Prammanasudh.

Would you have me believe that it take 4 tournament days to say Stacy Prammanasudh?

[sandwedge]

That is too funny!!!

[EDSGolf]

Now that's a good one!

[JEFF4i]

The Onion rocks, and that's a great article.

[ManchesterGolfer]

I think Rock is obsesed with little Michell Wie. Anybody who knows about human behavior knows that;-

1). a male picks on females if he fancies them but doesn't have the confidence to do anything about it.

Or

2). a male picks on a female because he is threatened by her skills and feels that she may force him down the pecking order.

So R35 which one is it? You after some teenie bopper action or you jelous over her golfing skills?

[JEFF4i]

I'd hit it.

[mont86]

Originally Posted by ManchesterGolfer

I think Rock is obsesed with little Michell Wie. Anybody who knows about human behavior knows that;-

1). a male picks on females if he fancies them but doesn't have the confidence to do anything about it.

Or

2). a male picks on a female because he is threatened by her skills and feels that she may force him down the pecking order.

So R35 which one is it? You after some teenie bopper action or you jelous over her golfing skills?

LOL....What kind of relationship do R35 and WBL have?LOL....

[Sandpiper3]

1). a male picks on females if he fancies them but doesn't have the confidence to do anything about it.

MG i thought we were past elementary skool

Man, im on for both those, she's my age too