Have you ever walked nine or eighteen holes

[warbirdlover]

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with a bad case of hemorrhoids?? How did you score?

(I don't have them but it's been really boring in here and I thought we could get a conversation started about these) R35 and ezra76 can start the replies!!

[demon]

wouldnt it be like having an extra set of small balls farther back?

[Dave Ireland]

Nope ... but I have carried an awful lot of pain onto a golf course usually in the form of a mutha hangover .. one of my 4ball 3 weeks ago hit a crisp 5 iron out of the semi stright into a tree 20 yards ahead of him and right back flush into da nuts ... as I said to him "don't bother rubbing them Des, count them" ..

[LyleG]

I played a Sunday morning best ball a few years ago after going to a bachelor party for my best friend the night before. So after drinking a entire box (24) of Coors light, and sleeping in my car for 2 hours, I headed to the course. I was a total mess, a complete waste of time. I never hit a ball in the air until the 7th tee, and that one was pretty much straight sideways. I puked in the woods 3 seperate times and once in a drainage ditch, tripped and fell down once, and just generally thought I wanted to die. I played nine and went home.

[warbirdlover]

But no one has had that burning, itching pain right at the core of your very being while trying to walk or hit a ball? Getting older is lot's of fun.

I played a Sunday morning best ball a few years ago after going to a bachelor party for my best friend the night before. So after drinking a entire box (24) of Coors light, and sleeping in my car for 2 hours, I headed to the course. I was a total mess, a complete waste of time. I never hit a ball in the air until the 7th tee, and that one was pretty much straight sideways. I puked in the woods 3 seperate times and once in a drainage ditch, tripped and fell down once, and just generally thought I wanted to die. I played nine and went home.

LyleG

Your problem was you drank a case of "COORS" light and SHOULD have drank a case of "MILLER" light.

[Rockford35]

Being hing over SUCKS when your golfing. The last thing you wanna do is think, or hit a bloody golf ball.

My stag is next spring. We're going golfing. I've made it very clear that if I'm hung over the night(s) afterwards, i'm killing someone for each day that I'm hung. I can't think of a worse way to spend a day, hungover and golfing. F-me.

R35

[Tenn-Driver]

You guys are halarious... LOL

[JEFF4i]

Nope, worst was Regionals with 101 temp. Shot 82(2 off and keeping me from State) when I was a Sophmore. Sucked, but I darn well did it.

Front nine-44
Back nine-38

*sigh*

[flomarilius]

Wait wait I can attest to that!!

Last year going into districts it was 100* F at 10 in the morning. I was well into my 6th hole by this time. When I got around to my 11th hole all of a sudden a downpour for like 20 mins. Play was stopped and resumed shortly after... to a 100* F sun. Ended up shooting 102 and then collapsing in the clubhouse. Sometimes the rules for Juinior golf should be changed.

[JoshinWA]

No hemmorhoids, but I did play in my company scramble one week post-surgery...

What kind of surgery, you ask???
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VASECTOMY!!!

The best part is that it forced me to swing slowly, in control, and with good tempo.


The worst part is that I had at least one stitch rip out!

[limpalong]

Originally Posted by warbirdlover

of golf ......
with a bad case of hemorrhoids?? How did you score?

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You're one slick dude! Got caught with the chap stick, slickin' up the face of your driver to ward off the slice, did you???? Now, you think you can use Preparation "H" and tell everyone it's for medicinal purposes! Always thinkin'!!!

I have a history of kidney stones. Last one flared up on a Friday. They drugged me and put in a stint between the kidney and bladder until they could use the ultrasound on Monday. Saturday morning, I made my tee time with my regular group. Pee'd blood most of the round. Friday's drugs wore off about hole 7. Wife was pretty upset when I came home sicker than a dog! That's been 1 1/2 years ago and I think she's almost over it!!!!!

[Eracer]

OK - here goes:

I has some 'roids that were giving me some problems. Pain, itching, an occasionally some bleeding. Well, I got surgery to remove them after turning my tan khaki pants RED after hitting a bunch of balls at the range.

It was very embarrASSing (and a little bit scary, as there was a LOT of blood).


Oh and by the way - childbirth hurts? Try the first crap after 'roid surgery. One's ass does not dilate the way it needs to in order for the ejection process to be - ahem - pain-free.

You asked....

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by limpalong

You're one slick dude! Got caught with the chap stick, slickin' up the face of your driver to ward off the slice, did you???? Now, you think you can use Preparation "H" and tell everyone it's for medicinal purposes! Always thinkin'!!!

I have a history of kidney stones. Last one flared up on a Friday. They drugged me and put in a stint between the kidney and bladder until they could use the ultrasound on Monday. Saturday morning, I made my tee time with my regular group. Pee'd blood most of the round. Friday's drugs wore off about hole 7. Wife was pretty upset when I came home sicker than a dog! That's been 1 1/2 years ago and I think she's almost over it!!!!!

Did you misspell that word? Did you mean you made your "pee time".

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by Rockford35

Being hing over SUCKS when your golfing. The last thing you wanna do is think, or hit a bloody golf ball.

My stag is next spring. We're going golfing. I've made it very clear that if I'm hung over the night(s) afterwards, i'm killing someone for each day that I'm hung. I can't think of a worse way to spend a day, hungover and golfing. F-me.

R35

No worries there...

(I couldn't resist that one)

[Fourputt]

Originally Posted by warbirdlover

of golf .....
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with a bad case of hemorrhoids?? How did you score?

(I don't have them but it's been really boring in here and I thought we could get a conversation started about these) R35 and ezra76 can start the replies!!

No..... but I did play 14 holes of an 18 hole round with a fratcured left wrist. I broke it on a sand wedge shot from the rough on the 4th hole, and still finshed the round, shot 85, and beat the guy I was playing with, an out-of-town business associate of my wife's. He is still demanding a rematch...