Are there any required dues for the club ho association?

[Rockford35]

Originally Posted by aimr75

yeah, i read through that thread a while ago.. definitely cant keep up you ho's

Patience, Grasshopper. You will learn.



R35

[bames]

Originally Posted by limpalong

...(The irons stayed in the bag the entire year. But, Father, I am not without sin. Two drivers, a different set of fairways, half a dozen putters.... Once a ho', you can go straight no mo'.)

Welcome to the dark side!!!!

My nomination for quote of the week!

[julie2golf]

I haven't had such a good laugh in ages, after reading all the posts in this tread!!

[clint]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Yes, you have to put the contents of your bag in your signature and change something at least once a week. (I really just want to see what's in your bag so I can offer you a trade...)

I tried adding a signature in the User CP but it's not showing up. What do I need to do?

[clint]

Originally Posted by clint

I tried adding a signature in the User CP but it's not showing up. What do I need to do?

Never mind.

[limpalong]

Originally Posted by julie2golf

I haven't had such a good laugh in ages, after reading all the posts in this tread!!

Your post made my day! What do we have in life if we can't laugh at ourselves and each other? Christmas time, for all its blessings, has become a time of high stress for families. Split families have trouble sorting out how and where to spend holidays. Many of us older generation now see our married children with their "own" lives and families. Personally, this will be a tough Christmas with our 23 year old son in Iraq. We get stressed about our jobs... stressed about money and material wealth... stressed about critical health issues... and, yes, even stressed about a game called golf. Hopefully, during this holiday season, we here on this board can give each other a "hug" and a smile. You had your laugh... you had your smile... Keep that smile on your face and pass it on!

Thanks again for your comments!!!

[Dave Ireland]

Nice sentiments limpalong ...

I'm currently awaiting my EPON Technity J types, I have my man IG in San Diego packing them into his suitcase as we speak. The initial buzz of scoring an unsanctioned ho (one where herself hasn't given her tacit approval) ... is quickly replaced by the nausea and panic of smuggling them past the camp guards back into the barracks ....

Salvation came to hand so to speak (and I can laugh at this now), when the wife was rushed to hospital with what transpired to be a very serious medical problem. The severity began to look like a possible stay over Xmas .. you can see my window of opportunity unfolding ....Anyways things took a turn for the better(worse) as she was discharged yesterday... I had stood down the tunnel building crew, but they're now on 24 hour shifts to complete project trojan horse.... ooooh the worry of it all ...

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Yes, eventually you find a "pure gamer" and this club or clubs will never leave the bag. I found my irons last spring. My greatest hoing score of all time. The Miura's are only for sale if the price is enough to buy an exact set in better condition. I may try different putters, but the KC2 is the one I must have in play on the course.

You were about to sell your irons! I swear, you people make me sick!

[emc]

The first rule of Ho Club: There is no such thing as a 'gamer' driver. Once one bad shot comes along, it's out the door
The second rule of ho club: Once you find a 'keeper' set of irons, you must immediately purchase backup sets ICE
#3: There is no limit to the amount of shafts a ho may purchase in any given week, but there is a minimum of 6 shafts per year.
#4: Once a week, a thread must be started telling us of a new hoing idea

[DaveE]

Originally Posted by ezra76

Yes, you have to put the contents of your bag in your signature and change something at least once a week. (I really just want to see what's in your bag so I can offer you a trade...)

I can't believe no one commented on this.

[warbirdlover]

I can't believe no one commented on this.

DaveE

I think that's because we all felt Ezra was very serious about that