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Old 12-15-2006, 12:30 AM
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The Best Golf Book

Dear Friends,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.

I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience. The book is only $149.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info.

Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover __ American Express

Card # __________________________ Exp. Date _______________>

Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!

__________________________________________________ ______________________

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Top-Flite from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

I got this in an e-mail at work. I busted a gut laughing and figured you all would too.
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Old 12-15-2006, 01:29 AM
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O wow, thats awesome. At first i was reading it thinking you were serious... Found myself thinking for $149.95 it better give me the secret to beating Mr. T Woods.
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:16 AM
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You had me laughing out loud!!!
Do I get a discount, if I buy in bulk???
What I love is that every chapter has a true to life story, that every golfer can relate too!!!
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Old 12-15-2006, 08:48 AM
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2 and 10 cracked me up the most
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Old 12-15-2006, 08:56 AM
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Good stuff!!
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Old 12-15-2006, 09:41 AM
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If I order today, can you still guarantee receipt before Christmas??? Thanks for the 'hoot'!!!!!
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Old 12-15-2006, 11:17 AM
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:25 PM
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That was a good reading. thanks BH.
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:12 PM
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Good stuff. However my favorite golf book is covered in the plastic wrapping and located underneath the check-out counter.
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Old 12-27-2006, 12:44 PM
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HAHAHA sorry i know this may be an old thread but i busted out laughing!!!!
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Old 12-27-2006, 12:48 PM
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HAHAHA sorry i know this may be an old thread but i busted out laughing!!!!
Thanks for pulling it up to the top as I missed it on the first go 'round.

Unfortunately, reading this made me realize why I have to be careful reading this board at work; LOL'd several times!
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Just tell them you were looking in a mirror.
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