Discussion point

[dave.]

All Mizuno owners are peasants.To be precise,I have only ever met one Mizuno owner who wasn't a peasant and he was a vicar.In the UK,we commonly call peasants 'chavs',in the US,I think you call them caravan rubbish.

Ping owners on the other hand seem a cut above,definately better educated and just all round good eggs.

Discuss

[warbirdlover]

WTF?? (In the US peasants are called "trailer trash"). You couldn't be a peasant and afford Mizunos. They cost way more then Pings.

[Rockford35]

"People who live on islands are idiots."

That statement carries the same merit as what you've said above.

Although, I will say that those that play Titleist think their shit doesn't stink.

R35

[Links R Best]

You may have some very valid points Dave,except for the fact that your education obviously did not include spelling ( definately should be definitely ).
From a slightly better educated Mizuno player

[dave.]

Us islanders are far from being idiots,although we do have our fair share of caravan rubbish,you will find these animals at driving ranges using Japanese angle iron.They should be shot at birth tbh.

I also happen to agree re Titleist owners,I've since matured and got rid of mine.This thread bares testamount to that fact.In fact,I hope it becomes a sticjy,that would make me proud.

[dave.]

Originally Posted by Links R Best

You may have some very valid points Dave,except for the fact that your education obviously did not include spelling ( definately should be definitely ).
From a slightly better educated Mizuno player

Satirical piss take threads don't have spelling rules applied,definately (sic) not

[Links R Best]

The next thing you'll have us doing is giving you Ping players extra shots to compensate for those ugly sticks

[dave.]

We don't need extra shots,we are 2 up on the first tee due to the fear factor

[Links R Best]

Touche,
I'll have to work on my mental toughness just to give those Pings a game.

[Rockford35]

Originally Posted by Links R Best

Touche,
I'll have to work on my mental toughness just to give those Pings a game.

Mental toughness against a guy playing Ping? That ain't too hard. What are you gonna do to train, stick crayons in your nose?



R35

[Links R Best]

I'm sorry R35,my sarcasm just doesn't carry through into the written word

[ManchesterGolfer]

Originally Posted by dave.

We don't need extra shots,we are 2 up on the first tee due to the fear factor

Got that right, we're sh*ting ourselves that you may slip a thugly Ping into our bag whilst we're concentrating on our shot..... (sorry for any spelling mistakes LRB)

As for Titleist, people who play their drivers are normally snobs in my experiances, looking down there noses at any other brand of driver, like theres is the dogs b*ll*x.

[dave.]

Er,nothing snobby about it,we are just a better class of golfer.Thats not snobby,its just reality.Only the aristocracy can truly truly strike a Titleist wood,its akin to Arthur pulling the sword from the stone.You see all sorts of plebs and serfs trying it,but only the best manage it.

Its 'their's' btw,not 'theres'.Have you been drinking as well?

[dave.]

Also,I started a thread on GO about TM researching a triangle driver based on Pythagarus theorum and a new shaft that uses nano-bots and 'learns' from the golfers swing and adapts itself to match.

It took 1624 reads before someone sussed it was made up in a drunken posting spree that included buying some Spanish folk music on Ebay.

[Bravo]

I myself am very proud of my Tommy Armour 845 clones....

That club really says a lot about a man.