Supermatch!!! IG vs Slingblade.....place your bets!!!

[Bravo]

Is the match still on for Wednesday??

[Loop]

Can I bet a turkey? Or maybe my own homebrew canadian piss, as I'm sure someone would get a beating

[Slingblade61]

Wednesday?

I'm waiting on a call from IG....we play tomorrow. 2:00 EDT

[Bravo]

OK....get there early.

Do some stretches...have Hank Haney check your swing positions.

Get Dr. Bob Rotella to give you psychiatric check...

Get a BJ from your better half - this will relieve the tension.

Do some Tai Chi...and make certain the golf shop has good Feng Shui. If the front door faces the wrong direction - do not enter. Wear Red - the color of fire. After all - Tiger always does this on Sunday. He got it from his Thai mother.

Then get a shot of Wild Turkey as a Bracer.

And a shot of Grey Goose as a Fortifier.

Go to the bushes and puke your guts out like a Defensive Tackle before the Super Bowl.

Put your socks on like you always do.

Make sure you have a Rabbits foot in your ball pocket of your bag....

Then tee off.

You'll be as ready as you will ever be.

[Mister Bater]

I want irish golfr to win and uphold the good name of IRELAND! WARE THAT SHAMROCK WITH PRIDE AND DANNY O'DONNELL WILL SING FOR YOU!

You'll Never BEat The Irish!