Michelle breaks par for a tourney!!

[Harry Longshanks]

Originally Posted by ClairefromClare

Thank goodness he didn't go a step down from there.

I'm confused. I should or should not go down?


Wait, what?

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by Harry Longshanks

I'm confused. I should or should not go down?


Wait, what?

What? Huh? I thought Claire was married!

[Harry Longshanks]

Originally Posted by JEFF4i

What? Huh? I thought Claire was married!

She is. Very happily from what I understand. Besides, my balls belong to another (although not in unholy matrimony.)

But that doesn't mean I can't joke with her does it? (Hence, the "wait, what?"). She has a healthy sense of humor.

And look who's talking! You're married and you're offering your wife's "meatloaf" to everyone on the board! Not to mention a massage! (Although, truthfully, I wasn't clear on who would be performing the massage. Or whether meatloaf was also somehow involved in the massage.)

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by Harry Longshanks

She is. Very happily from what I understand. Besides, my balls belong to another (although not in unholy matrimony.)

But that doesn't mean I can't joke with her does it? (Hence, the "wait, what?"). She has a healthy sense of humor.

And look who's talking! You're married and you're offering your wife's "meatloaf" to everyone on the board! Not to mention a massage! (Although, truthfully, I wasn't clear on who would be performing the massage. Or whether meatloaf was also somehow involved in the massage.)

Hey, the only guy who gets to touch my wife is me, and she's happy with it that way!

I was just trying to be a good host, gah!

[Harry Longshanks]

Originally Posted by JEFF4i

Hey, the only guy who gets to touch my wife is me, and she's happy with it that way!

I was just trying to be a good host, gah!

Suuuure she is . . .

[ClairefromClare]

Lord, I'm glad I missed that.

I was referring to the men's tour that's a step down from Nationwide. Just being too obscure for my own darn good.

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by ClairefromClare

Lord, I'm glad I missed that.

I was referring to the men's tour that's a step down from Nationwide. Just being too obscure for my own darn good.

You weren't being obscure. You can spell things out in this group, and the discussion will still rapidly move to one of Jeff's wife. Just try to keep a thread on topic for more than a page or two. I dare ya'!

[ClairefromClare]

Originally Posted by Eracer

You weren't being obscure. You can spell things out in this group, and the discussion will still rapidly move to one of Jeff's wife. Just try to keep a thread on topic for more than a page or two. I dare ya'!

I thought the entire point was to hijack the threads? But okay--if Michelle Wie went to boys' Q school and didn't do well enough to play on the Nationwide tour, would she play in the Hooters?

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by ClairefromClare

I thought the entire point was to hijack the threads? But okay--if Michelle Wie went to boys' Q school and didn't do well enough to play on the Nationwide tour, would she play in the Hooters?

[JEFF4i]

Originally Posted by ClairefromClare

I thought the entire point was to hijack the threads? But okay--if Michelle Wie went to boys' Q school and didn't do well enough to play on the Nationwide tour, would she play in the Hooters?

She'll lose every day of her life on the LPGA before she goes to the Hooters tour.

[Eracer]

Originally Posted by JEFF4i

She'll lose every day of her life on the LPGA before she goes to the Hooters tour.

I thought Clare meant Wie should go "play" in the "Hooters."

Silly me.

[Bakemono36]

Originally Posted by ClairefromClare

But okay--if Michelle Wie went to boys' Q school and didn't do well enough to play on the Nationwide tour, would she play in the Hooters?

If she doesnt start playing well she will be working at a Hooters.