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2020 Masters Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Golf Tournament Talk' started by TEA Time, Nov 9, 2020.

  1. TEA Time

    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    Discuss Augusta in November here.
     
  2. SiberianDVM

    SiberianDVM I love Hooters Moderator

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    It's still hot and humid.
     
  3. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Who's going to have to withdraw before Thursday due to COVID? How different will the course play in Fall vs. Spring? How will Friday the 13th... during 2020... affect the field? Will DeChambeau punch out a rules official or cameraman? Why does our dog smell like poop? Gotta go.......
     
  4. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    It's going to be weird not seeing the flowers.
     
  5. warbirdlover

    warbirdlover Ender of all threads Supporting Member

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    Will they quickly plant huge trees in front of the greens to mess with Dehambeau?
     
  6. BigJim13

    BigJim13 Well-Known Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I picked Bryson and everybody is talking about him but I don’t think he’ll win. I think the greens are gonna mess with him.
     
  7. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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  8. TEA Time

    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    fvck that
     
  9. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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  10. MCDavis

    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    I got that shot...well, the first part where it skips on the water.
     
  11. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Faldo says if DeChambeau drives the first green he will run around the course... naked. The first hole is playing 455 yards uphill. Dottie Pepper was NOT impressed by Faldo's wager.
     
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    ualtim Carrollton, TX Supporting Member

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    Wager or wanger? ;)
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Dottie is too old. Faldo likes 'em young. Didn't he leave his first wife for a college coed?
     
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    ualtim Carrollton, TX Supporting Member

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    Yes, the one who would later redecorate his Porsche with a 9-iron.
     
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    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    I've managed to get Sky TV (UK sports cable TV) installed for this week. I will be settling on for extensive Masters coverage over the coming days, it's by far my favorite Major. My 12-year-old is hooked on golf right now, so it will be cool explaining it all to him.
     
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    bdcrowe ST Homeland Security

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    Since you're set up for 'splainin', I'll set up a zoom meeting and you can 'splain Cricket to me. Then rugby.
     
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    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    Cricket = refined baseball, with tea!
    Rugby = refined NFL, with beer!

    Job done, drop mic, walk away slowly...
     
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    bdcrowe ST Homeland Security

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    Can the tea be spiced chai latte?


    What am I talking about? You had me at beer!
     
  19. limpalong

    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    No idea why I picked DeChambeau. Never liked the guy and like him less now. Mad because he hits a ball 400 yards and no crowd is there to find it. Argues with the rules official that he shouldn't be penalized because it's "casual water". Argues that he should be able to review it on a television camera to see where t landed. Rules official pretty well told him to get in the cart and he would haul him back to the tee box... or walk back. When we mere mortals can't find our ball... we have to take a penalty. If DeChambeau should be able to use tv replays then what about players that aren't being televised?
    Suck it up and go play golf.......
     
  20. TEA Time

    TEA Time Grumpy Gilmore Staff Member Admin

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    Gotta admit... schadenfreude kicked in watching Bryson collapse today.
     
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