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Dave:

This is awesome....the hardest I laughed all morning....

This gives me some good ideas.

I'll have the Convention and Visitors Bureau roll out the red carpet.

We'll have a police escort on the way to the hotel...

Speaking of that - sometimes I go to law enforcement coventions because we sell software to them.

Cops can party like absolute crazy sometimes. Some of the hardest drinking people I have ever seen. I had no clue about this until we got into this business three years ago.

At a big convention, the 'host city agency' will provide free transportation around town. The unseen meaning in this is - "a license to get as drunk as you want" - because they will have a cop or deputy (on duty) driving a van around to pick you up an take you wherever you want to go.

Its pretty cool and they are all used to it. Its midnight and your are in Tampa - completely blasted - and here comes the Hillsborough County Sheriff's van with a uniformed deputy at the wheel. You stumble inside and he says cheerily, "Hows it hanging??"

Maybe I'll just get a beautiful female escort to drive us around...Yeah, that's the ticket....
 

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The escort idea is nice. Just no pics. ;)

How about awards.

Closest to the hole. (trying not to miss the urinal after 10 beers)

Longest Tee Shot. (off the hotel balcony, again after 10 beers)

Hole in One (only if we have any single guys, or if Phil shows up)

We'll have to think of others. Any ideas.
 

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I look forward to having that trophy on my desk for years to come....
 
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A trophy. Great idea.

I'm gonna bring some Canadiana to offer up as door prizes. I haven't narrowed a list down yet, but i have a few things in mind.

Dave, is that your blue cooler in the pic with the golf banner? If so, remember to bring that along to keep beers cool. You know, the ones I win off you? ;)

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rockford35 said:
A trophy. Great idea.

I'm gonna bring some Canadiana to offer up as door prizes. I haven't narrowed a list down yet, but i have a few things in mind.

Dave, is that your blue cooler in the pic with the golf banner? If so, remember to bring that along to keep beers cool. You know, the ones I win off you? ;)

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No problem, it's about time you had a chance to drink a real beer anyway. :p
 
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DaveE said:
No problem, it's about time you had a chance to drink a real beer anyway. :p


It's about time?

Must I remind you where I live?

I live in a country of beer.

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Dave:

I did take a hankering to Shiner Bock when I lived in
SA.

What is your bock favorite?
 

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Dave:

I did take a hankering to Shiner Bock when I lived in
SA.

What is your bock favorite?

Shiner is probably the best. The Ziegen I posted is also very good just limited supply.
 
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I had two pints of a brewhouse porter last night. Very tasty.

I'm game for just about any beer except Guiness and Kokanee. I also can't stand Budweiser. I'd rather drink Colt 45 than Bud.

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rockford35 said:
It's about time?

Must I remind you where I live?

I live in a country of beer.

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I suppose I could just take your word for it, but to be safe you'd better bring a sampling of the 20 or so best ones for a comparison. ;)

Just saw your post. Yes, Bud sucks.
 

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Well lets form the Bud Haters Club....

That stuff gives me headaches and I have met many people throughout the years who have had the same medical reaction.

I can smell it - and it stinks - literally.

Like Bud Light though..
 
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I know alot of people that get that reaction from drinking Bud.

Rumour has it they use a form of rice in the process.

It tastes like shit to me. That's why i don't drink it.

I'll bring a sample of a few favorites from around here. Once we get numbers down, i'll bring one beer for each, maybe 3 or 4 different brands. And, if someone doesn't drink, i'll drink theirs! (or we'll roll them out of the van on the highway! ;) )

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rockford35 said:
I'll bring a sample of a few favorites from around here. Once we get numbers down, i'll bring one beer for each, maybe 3 or 4 different brands. And, if someone doesn't drink, i'll drink theirs! (or we'll roll them out of the van on the highway! ;) )

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And, if someone doesn't drink.......

Good One. :p

Is it ok to carry on beer. Hope it's not considered a weapon now. I'll try to bring a couple of the TX beers we were talking about for comparison. You know, just for comparison.
 
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Yes, for comparison's sake.

Why else would we bring them?

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you guys don't like bud. . .lol. . .bud is considered luxurious here, we drink natural light. . .or "nattie" as we like to call it. . .i however am on a strictly corona extra diet(with lime) and an occasioinal miller. . .when i tie one on ;) Keep in mind that im in college. . .
 

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