Bravo
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- Aug 27, 2004
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Dave:
This is awesome....the hardest I laughed all morning....
This gives me some good ideas.
I'll have the Convention and Visitors Bureau roll out the red carpet.
We'll have a police escort on the way to the hotel...
Speaking of that - sometimes I go to law enforcement coventions because we sell software to them.
Cops can party like absolute crazy sometimes. Some of the hardest drinking people I have ever seen. I had no clue about this until we got into this business three years ago.
At a big convention, the 'host city agency' will provide free transportation around town. The unseen meaning in this is - "a license to get as drunk as you want" - because they will have a cop or deputy (on duty) driving a van around to pick you up an take you wherever you want to go.
Its pretty cool and they are all used to it. Its midnight and your are in Tampa - completely blasted - and here comes the Hillsborough County Sheriff's van with a uniformed deputy at the wheel. You stumble inside and he says cheerily, "Hows it hanging??"
Maybe I'll just get a beautiful female escort to drive us around...Yeah, that's the ticket....
This is awesome....the hardest I laughed all morning....
This gives me some good ideas.
I'll have the Convention and Visitors Bureau roll out the red carpet.
We'll have a police escort on the way to the hotel...
Speaking of that - sometimes I go to law enforcement coventions because we sell software to them.
Cops can party like absolute crazy sometimes. Some of the hardest drinking people I have ever seen. I had no clue about this until we got into this business three years ago.
At a big convention, the 'host city agency' will provide free transportation around town. The unseen meaning in this is - "a license to get as drunk as you want" - because they will have a cop or deputy (on duty) driving a van around to pick you up an take you wherever you want to go.
Its pretty cool and they are all used to it. Its midnight and your are in Tampa - completely blasted - and here comes the Hillsborough County Sheriff's van with a uniformed deputy at the wheel. You stumble inside and he says cheerily, "Hows it hanging??"
Maybe I'll just get a beautiful female escort to drive us around...Yeah, that's the ticket....