Caption Contest

[IrishGolfer]

Here's one of Europe's finest golfers, Jiminez. Why does this pic not scream athelete to you?

Please enclose a suitable caption for this photo.

Mine is "Feck me, I have to do this shit for the next 5 hours, when I could be in the bar downing some fine red wine instead!"

 

[MCDavis]

Oh crap, I knocked the ash off my cigar.

 

[SiberianDVM]

My other hat says PONG

 

[goatster]

Damn looks like the fire went out on my cigar.

 

[Eracer]

"Wait - I have to rub two sticks made out of wood?"

 

[eclark53520]

Same thing jeff says when he walks in to a strip club:

"Whose ass can i shove this up?"

 

[JEFF4i]

"Where'd I put my sunglasses?"

Oh, and sooo funny clark.

 

[eclark53520]

"Where'd I put my sunglasses?"

Oh, and sooo funny clark.

I try.________________

 

[MyBluC4]

"It 's really a swing aide"

 

[mddubya]

"Woahhhhh, look at the ass on that one"

or

"Ut oh, to much wine last night, did I put a change of underwear in the bag?"

 

[ClairefromClare]

"Watch me slice this cigar in half with my golf club."

 

[Stanters]

I'm havana nightmare today

 

[JEFF4i]

I'm havana nightmare today

:biglol: :biglol: :biglol:

 

[chemboy2]

"here we go loopty loo..."

 

[Harry Longshanks]

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cig... ahhh, who am I kidding? I love cack!"