"I don't know what you heard about me, but a b!*ch can't get a dollar out of me, no Cadillac, no perms, can't you see, that I'm a motherf@*^in' P-I-M-P"
Either that or
"Tens out of bames, singles out of Rock. That's the last time I let that cadet gloved Canuck touch my floppies"
"Wow! All this money for my 14th birthday! I think I'm gonna cry. My 3 kids, with 3 different last names, will be so proud of their momma! This $32 ain't gonna reduce my ADC payments from the State, will it?"