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Christmas golf story

Discussion in 'General Golf Talk' started by sssmokin, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. sssmokin

    sssmokin Retired and loving it Supporting Member

    Jul 2, 2006
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    Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.
    His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
    Months later, Christmas morning arrives, and they were all on the golf course.
    The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a big diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it".
    Number 2 guy says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
    Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
    They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such an expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf', and she said, 'Take a sweater' ".

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