- Oct 21, 2008
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Dearest IG,
You play golf on one of the true hallowed links of golf, Portstewart. Unfvck yourself and throw the brush tees in the bin as the spirit of Old Tom views that as an aberration to what is good and proper on the links. Go with a sand tee and you will find the lost distance.
Don't d!ck with your putter and continue to use game improvement equipment to make it as easy as possible to navigate the rugged links of Portstewart.
Also, ditch the Euro Skinny pants as you will find your bollocks start to swell with your newfound game. A constrained scrotum will no doubt affect your swing.
Warm regards from the other side of the pond,
Subsonic-san
You play golf on one of the true hallowed links of golf, Portstewart. Unfvck yourself and throw the brush tees in the bin as the spirit of Old Tom views that as an aberration to what is good and proper on the links. Go with a sand tee and you will find the lost distance.
Don't d!ck with your putter and continue to use game improvement equipment to make it as easy as possible to navigate the rugged links of Portstewart.
Also, ditch the Euro Skinny pants as you will find your bollocks start to swell with your newfound game. A constrained scrotum will no doubt affect your swing.
Warm regards from the other side of the pond,
Subsonic-san