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Gotta geta Turkey!

Discussion in 'General Golf Talk' started by IrishGolfer, Nov 30, 2018.

  1. IrishGolfer

    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    I have 20 people coming to my house for Christmas. Huuuggggeeee pressure to win a bird. Only 3 weeks left to do it. Gotta focus, gotta visualise!!

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  2. SiberianDVM

    SiberianDVM I love Hooters Moderator

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    Once you get it, I highly recommend butterflying it before baking. Stays juicy and cooks much quicker.
     
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    MCDavis The Plaid Duffer Staff Member Moderator

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    They have these things called grocery stores...
     
  4. warbirdlover

    warbirdlover Ender of all threads Supporting Member

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    Come to Wisconsin. Today I saw about a dozen out in a field.
     
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  5. IrishGolfer

    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    The shame of it! Not being able to win your dinner! Having to actually buy one! I’ll never live it down.
     
  6. IrishGolfer

    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    No dice again! Played well. 8 pars, 2 birds, 3 bogies and a double (lost ball). Missed out by 3 this time. The margins are slim in this game for a low baller! I need something special. I’m close, I can almost taste it.

    3 more chances to win one, then it’s off to the butchers!
     
  7. J.P.C.

    J.P.C. Well-Known Member

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    you can do eeeettttttt
     
  8. IrishGolfer

    IrishGolfer Fac ut gaudeam Supporting Member

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    LAST CHANCE ON SATURDAY!

    We had a storm last weekend, so all golf was canceled. Ultimate pressure! The wife has given up and ordered one. The total humiliation that will face me on Tuesday at the dinner table, unless I can pull it off on the links on Saturday.

    Gotta picture myself as the John McClane hero type dragging a bird in after me straight of the golf course, with a line like "Butter it up, stuff its ass and cook that son of a bxtxh!!"
     
  9. azgreg

    azgreg "Don't count that." Supporting Member

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    We just ordered a lot of groceries and they gave us a free turkey. Just saying.
     
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    limpalong Mental Ward Escapee Supporting Member

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    Wife got a free 10 lb. turkey last week by ordering groceries through the Kroger "Pick List" site. Don't know why folks think they have to purchase them. Turkeys are just dying to find their way to our holiday tables!!:D
     
  11. eclark53520

    eclark53520 DB Member Extraordinaire Supporting Member

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    Most people in Wisconsin just grab one of the billion wild ones off the back porch.

    Actually, no turkey for us this year. Picked up the 10lb USDA Prime rib roast last night. Going to be de-*******-licious.
     
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    Louie_T07 Well-Known Member

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    We have actually done really well for ourselves this year, must be the newborns??

    Last weekend the in-laws arrived, packing all kinds of mom-in-law’s treats! She brought a turkey roll, cake, fudge and squares of goodness!! All we provided was bread and some taters. On Boxing Day my parents are coming up with ham and scalloped potatoes, the wife “made” a carrot cake (it was bought from M&M’s but shhhh!!!)

    Now we just gotta muddle our way through today. Good thing we have some left over Christmas Eve chilli!!
     

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